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I....and I mean this seriously....hate it here. 😳
Video game exec: okay we need an animal to portray the lead character, whose only defining quality is that it's REALLY REALLY FAST Brenda: Cheetah? Exec: fuck no Brenda Todd, who wasn't listening: *mouth full of milk duds* hedgehog. Exec: GODDAMN PERFECT Todd
If a fetus is a person at 6 weeks pregnant, is that when the child support starts? Is that also when you can’t deport the mother because she’s carrying a US citizen? Can I insure a 6 week fetus and collect if I miscarry? Just figuring if we’re going here we should go all in.
Im at work and my brother is the only one home and i get sent this ..
Me and my girls in the club after ditching the guy we just got us to buy us all vodka crans
Look at the happiness on the dog's face after his big jump 😂😂
I don't usually yell at my kids. But he deserved it.
i think it’s time i give cats another chance. if any cats are reading this i just wanna say sorry for wanting to send u all to the military (even tho i still think it’s a good idea since u all have 9 lives) and i’m willing to start over if u are
Ok but how fukin TIGHT was it rearranging your room when you were younger and it feeling like a different space and you’d show your parents and they’d be like wow very nice and you’d be like FUCK yes new room new me
When you’re relaxing with bae and remember something they did 4 months ago they got away with.
love when ppl tell me to chill like do u think i’m being unchill rn? do u? bc u have no idea what i’m like when I actually need to chill. u fool. did u think this was my final form
“so who’s calling the Uber?”
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ invite friends to things even if we already know they can’t go because it makes them feel loved and included<3 ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
me @ all the people who aren’t down for all the spontaneous plans I make
me talking to men with zero personality
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