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@canivan06
I've been travelling for sometime. With my fishing pole and my bottle of shine 🌟
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I don’t know how to explain this but I’m domestically lazy but career hardworking . I could be working for 20 hours non stop but the moment it comes to my laundry All I want to do is delegate 😔😔😔
your successful friends will leave you behind if you don't level up too.
Me watching you leave after knocking a hundred times because you didn’t inform me before coming. 😊
I am an event planner and honestly these introduction things are getting out of hand. I know its the business that supports me bt people are pulling out all sorts of stunts to make headlines and for their events to make it on social media. But it also speaks a lot to the gullible
High school cooks adding paraffin to beans to reduce student's libido 😂😂
God please remove any form of shyness and anxiety that will hinder me from opportunities, connections, and a better life in 2026. 🙏
I used to think our parents were so strict, but watching these kids today, I think our parents saved our lives.
I’ve been a cop for 15 years. I pulled a guy over last night. He was doing 85 in a 55. Weaving. I walked up to the window ready to write a reckless driving ticket. Maybe even take him in. When he rolled down the window, he wasn't drunk. He was shaking. "My daughter," he gasped.…
I remember at the peak of the war in Somalia i was one of the UN staffers deployed to Somalia. There are safety rules that are handed out knowing you are in enemy territory. But leave it to Ugandans to be their horny selves because this colleague of ours tried to start a
Hello admin and fellow weirdoz, admin i picked a girl from happy boys bar in nankulabye and everything went on well while we were still at the bar and when we got abit tipsy i suggested we proceedd to my place but this gal suggested we go to her place then she wud work on me…
You’re not “just starting.” You’re ahead of 99% of people who never try.
If you have the money, pay for the comfort. There’s no award for suffering.
The most gangsta shıt you can do for yourself is actually lock in and turn your life around, no noise, no excuses, just results.
twitter too funny you can legit be arguing with someone that’s on his 5th bottle of beer and 2nd stick of weed😂
I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.
my mum: i gave all your old toys to your little cousin 27 year old me:
been single all year & STILL went through relationship problems. man wtf
god how i wish we lived in a society where everyone didn't fucking hate each other
During peak hours, drivers in China demonstrated textbook “zipper merging,” smoothly taking turns to change lanes.
Lil wayne introducing us to Nicki ,Drake and Tyga back in 2008
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