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Sure buddy. Whatever you say 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Comic racism aside, this nigga turned the Oval Office into a terrible mall kiosk just spray folks with cologne against their will 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Some bizarre stuff going down in the Oval these days. After spraying the Syrian president with his Trump Fragrance he then asks him how many wives he has.
Oh buddy! LSU fired Brian Kelly and didn’t figure out until a week later that they definitely didn’t have the money?????
In a legal filing obtained by ESPN, Brian Kelly’s lawyers state that LSU is saying it never “formally terminated” Kelly and are now seeking to fire him “for cause” which could impact his near $54 million buyout. Kelly is seeking a declaratory judgement that LSU did fire him and…
Is she gonna fight Remy? That what I wanna know.
Claressa Shields just made history again — becoming the highest-paid woman in boxing after signing a multi-fight deal worth at least $8M with Salita Promotions and Wynn Records. “I’ve fought my entire career for equal pay and respect,” she said. thegrio.com/2025/11/07/cla…
I think Jasmine Crockett has done a great job at being a Dem that punches back… but at some point you gotta recognize that politics is coalition building and a foe has shifted HEAVILY to your coalition. I know they got beef but put it aside and help Marge blow her party up.
Crockett: Marjorie Taylor Greene voted for this point blank period. Her constituents were the ones that were on the receiving end of this. In fact, I'm sure that we can find tape of me going down and talking about how many people in their Republican districts were going to lose…
The fact that the GOP has gotten so bat shit crazy that Marjorie Taylor Green has to pivot to sanity just to stand out is CRAZY. I do think she’s the only one that sees that Trump can’t run again and none of the dickriders closest to him have any motion.
When the president says there's virtually no inflation and grocery prices are going down, do you agree with him on that? MTG: “No. I go to the grocery store myself. Grocery prices remain high. Energy prices are high. My electricity bills are higher here in Washington, D.C. at my…
If Curtis Sliwa’s existence on that ballot kept people from even going to the polls they were never going to vote for Cuomo. This is blaming the refs when you lost in a blowout.
I disagree. Sliwa staying in convinced many Cuomo voters it was a foregone conclusion so they didn’t vote. If Sliwa had dropped, Cuomo could have won.
Big Zoh
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.app.link/U1D2mj0i2Xb
Zohran AND Sliwa are on the ballot twice because they are endorsed by two recognized parties. It was explained in the summer that Adams dropped out too late to be removed from the ballot. If you want to have to show ID to vote move to GA.
My experience voting in NYC: 1. No ID required 2. Zohran on the ballot twice in the top row 3. Eric Adams, who dropped out to avoid splitting the vote, still on the ballot 4. Cuomo in the bottom right corner, 2nd row
This plus a flashlight coulda saved Deshon Watson’s nasty ass
"Robots Would Never Take My Job." Literally Robots:
I also feel like folks don’t understand that Andrew Cuomo has been hated in New York State politics since the 80s.
feel like we just kinda forgot how insanely humiliating it is that a dynastic heir like cuomo is losing to a 34-year-old
While Deion might be right… HE doesn’t get to be the messenger on this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Coach Prime: “We’re in that kind of generation right now: everybody wanna look good + get paid but you gotta ball.” “We gotta figure this out like now. Now.”
The prophecy came to pass
Me watching FSU run it up on Brian Kelly’s ass. Turn that nigga into the new Jimbo Fisher 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Why do people keep saying it will be “easier” for Brian Kelly to win at LSU like he not going to the SE-fuckin-C?!
LSU saw how ND handled the end of the Brian Kelly era and said
A New Orleans native and St. Augustine High School grad has been named Interim Head Coach for LSU Football after Brian Kelly was fired this evening. What you need to know >> tinyurl.com/kknh45vb
This tactic is a worse version of the Dems calling folks Nazis. There’s credible evidence that you have GOP politicians and operatives that are Nazi sympathizers. The No Kings protests is largely Boomer and Gen X white people! These aren’t ultra leftists organizers.
Mike Johnson on No Kings: "We refer to it by its more accurate description -- the Hate America Rally. You're gonna bring together the Marxists, the socialists, the antifa advocates, the anarchists, and the pro-Hamas wing of the far left Democrat Party. That is the modern…
He said this knowing full well Trump made a joke on the campaign trail about Paul Pelosi getting his wig split by a right wing zealot. I worry this gaslighting is radicalizing the middle that’s tired of politicians lying to their faces and not fixing shit.
JD Vance: "Political violence, it's just a statistical fact that it's a bigger problem on the left. If you had, god forbid, somebody on the left that was assassinated, I'm sure you could find one person who would maybe celebrate it, but the fact that it became mainstream to…
Listen there’s some truth to some of what that young lady was saying… but telling the candidate running against Trump that it’s their fault he won is kinda crazy. It’s not like she didn’t TRY and stop us from getting 4 more years of Trump. America just told her “Hell no!”
Kamala Harris becomes visibly shaken and furious after being called a “right-wing war criminal”
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