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Listen. I know what we are capable of. But this run has defied science. I love the brotherhood !!!!!!



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Ugh Rose


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Dreams do come true! If we get enough retweets @harryhiggs1991 will take his shirt off on 16 tomorrow!

Joel_Dahmen's tweet image. Dreams do come true! If we get enough retweets @harryhiggs1991 will take his shirt off on 16 tomorrow!

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Name your pandemic baby Ivermectin


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During a bbq my little cousin told my grandpa to “mask up” or he was going to jail. Then my grandfather said he would overthrow the government and torture my little cousin. My cousin said “You don’t scare me” and started screaming in perfect mandarin. I just want a burger. WTF.


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I was at a wedding in Pakistan that was blown up by the United States government via drone. There was a guys foot in the cake! Anyway would love to come on the tonight show and tell the story. #weddingfail

It's Hashtags time! Tell us the craziest story from a wedding you were at, and tag it with #WeddingFail. Could be on the show!



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Dave Chappelle is a top 5 human being of all time


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I’m waiting for the Kygo remix of the vaccine


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I imagine Ms Smith will not be resigning over her “Thai people eat dogs” tweet and giving her lucrative writing job to a woman of color which is I imagine where he progressive journey should logically end.


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The Ellory Smith’s (never heard of her and no one else has) of the world always tell us they’re on a journey and they’re pure and righteous and good. Anything offensive they said is a part of their journey. If we say something offensive it’s evidence of evil. That seem strange?


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u can’t sell houses u don’t own u can’t sell cars u don’t own but u *can* sell stock u don’t own!? this is bs – shorting is a scam legal only for vestigial reasons


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GameStop. AMC. Revolution. We meet at dawn.


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The hot sauce boss!! Lets go!! @DustinPoirier #UFC257 👑


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I wonder if Trump has tried Alpha Brain.


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Here’s hoping this is socially acceptable to wear longer than my Life Rips shirt was @TimJDillon

tjmdog's tweet image. Here’s hoping this is socially acceptable to wear longer than my Life Rips shirt was @TimJDillon

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I gotta be honest I’m starting to think there are some real problems in this country.


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So far as an adult nobody has ever asked me to “show my work”


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Ghislaine Maxwell being denied bail is another example of the system keep a woman down. Retweet if you agree!


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The internet is a horrible place with terrible shit ppl with even worse opinions and I’ll never ever ever log off


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