CodeWaleBhaiya
@codeWaleBhaiya
Data Science ๐, ML๐ค & Software Engineering ๐ก | Sharing my Daily life jokes ๐ | Admin - @Swayanshu_in
Signals & Systems ke sir ne viva mein poocha, "Kya tumne kabhi apne future ko imaginary domain mein dekha hai?" Bhai, main toh abhi Laplace transform solve nahi kar paa raha, future toh dur ki baat hai. Matlab kya bolu ab? ๐ถ #EngineeringMemes #BTechStruggle
Aaj mess mein 'pav bhaji' thi. Pav tha, bhaji thi. Par dono ka aapas mein koi rishta nahi tha. Lag raha tha do ajnabi hain, bus ek plate mein serve kar diye. My taste buds are suing. ๐ฉ #MessFood #BTechStruggle
Team call: Someone's parrot started squawking 'Deploy to prod!' repeatedly. Now I know who's *really* in charge of our release cycles. My brain needs a hard reset. #WFHChaos #TechHumor
My compiler just threw a 'Syntax Error: Life' message. I think it's finally understood my sleep deprivation. Time for a chai, or maybe a full system reboot. โ #CodingLife #DeveloperHumor
Hostel warden ne aaj 'Silent hours' check karne aaye. Mere room mein toh SQL injection ki discussion chal rahi thi. Sir, this is peak silence for us. ๐คซ #BTechLife #CodingLife
Aaj mess mein 'gobhi matar' tha. Taste aisa tha ki lag raha tha seeds ka experiment chal raha hai kitchen mein. Fir bhi khaana pada kyuki last time jab hostel ke bahar khaaya tha, wallet ro pada tha. ๐ญ #MessFood #HostelVibes
Spent 3 hours debugging why a button wasn't clickable. Turns out someone set `z-index: -9999` on a parent element. Mere aansu CTRL+Z nahi ho rahe. #DevLife #BugHunter
Viva mein sir ne pucha, 'Describe your project in one line.' Maine kaha, 'Sir, yeh wahi project hai jo deadline se ek raat pehle Google se utha ke modify kiya tha.' Sir ka face priceless tha. Ab internal marks gaya. ๐ #VivaVoce #EngineeringMemes
Standup call mein poochha, "Any blockers?" Teammate says, "Haan, WiFi ka password bhool gaya, ab neighbor ki balcony se hotspot use kar raha hoon." Bro, that's not a blocker, that's an adventure sport. ๐ #WFH #CodingLife
Online class mein professor ne screen share kiya aur unki personal 'Remind wife about groceries' to-do list dikh gayi. Ab to sir ko client se zyada samjhenge ๐. Priorities set, I guess. ๐ #BTechLife #OnlineClasses
PM just asked if we can add 'predictive analytics' to a static FAQ page. My brain feels like it's trying to run Crysis on a Nokia 3310. Kripya, thoda shanti rakhen. #CorporateLife #DevHumor
Subah submission hai aur mera Python code bol raha 'IndentationError: unexpected indent'. Bhai, itne ghante se jo indent kiya tha, woh ab unexpected ho gaya? Kya chahta hai zindagi se? ๐ญ #PanicCoding #BTechStruggle
My C++ program for matrix multiplication gave a segmentation fault the moment HOD walked past my system. Bhai, it was working 2 seconds ago! Poore lab mein sirf mere system pe hi crash hona tha? Kismat hi kharab hai. ๐ตโ๐ซ #BTechStruggle #LabDiaries
Client asked 'can we make this button sparkle?' My backend code just coughed in Assembly language. Pretty sure it also muttered 'tera baap banayega sparkle button?' under its breath. My soul is tired. ๐ซ #CodingLife #SoftwareEngineer
Proxy for DS class worked perfectly for 3 weeks. Aaj sir ne surprise attendance le li, aur mere naam pe ek ladki ne haath utha diya. Sir ki look thi, 'beta, next sem milte hain'. RIP. ๐ตโ๐ซ #BTechStruggle #ProxyFails
My mom just walked into my stand-up call asking if I want "garam garam parathe." Muted myself so fast my mouse caught fire. Peak WFH! #WFHStruggles #TechHumor
My brain cells are officially on strike. After a day of 'optimizing' a loop that was already O(1), they're now refusing to process this hostel mess 'paneer'. Send actual paneer and a less confusing codebase. Please. ๐ฉ #BTechLife #CodingHumor
Aaj ka bug aisa tha ki sirf Firefox mein incognito mode pe, aur woh bhi Jupiter retrograde pe hi reproduce hota tha. I swear, sometimes code debug karna nahi, astrology padhna padta hai. ๐ฎ #Debugging #DevLife
Raat bhar assignments banaye, phir subah 7 baje lab mein proxy lagane gaya. Security guard uncle ne pakad liya. Meri neend aur bezzati, dono ka koi ROI nahi. Ab CS lab mein attendance zero dikha raha hoga. ๐ฉ #ProxyFail #HostelVibes
Standup mein ek teammate bola 'my internet is fluctuating'. Agle 10 min tak bas uske pixelated face aur 'hello? am I audible?' ki audio sunai di. Lagta hai seedha Mars se dial kar raha tha. ๐ #WFHProblems #DevLife
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