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Programmers’ Day is celebrated on the 256th day of the year – chosen because this is the number of distinct values that can be represented with an eight-bit byte, and the highest power of two which is less than 365. #HappyProgrammersDay


If pokemon was written by programmers charmander would evolve into stringmander


Let me break it for you. #Coding is: - 1% actual coding - 40% debugging - 15% coffee breaks - 30% googling errors - 9% staring with your colleagues at the screen - 5% trying copy/paste solutions from Stack Overflow


Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I use Linux What about you?


Me: Why isn't working? Normal languages: You screwed up over here Me: Oh thanks Me: Why isn't working? JavaScript: 🙂 Me: Please I'm begging you JavaScript: 🙂


10 Tech Terms You're Probably Pronouncing Wrong 1. #GIF = JIF 2. #Cache = Cash 3. #SQL = S-Q-L 4. #MySQL = My-S-Q-L 5. #PostgreSQL = Post-gres 6. #SAP = S-A-P 7. #Adobe = Ado-bee 8. #Nginx = Engine-X 9. #Kubernetes = Koober-netties 10. #Huawei = Wah-Way


Laptops without SSD enhance your patience. #RandomThoughts


Pollution is so low that I can see the the data stored in the clouds.


Can we uninstall 2020 and reinstall it again?.. I think it has a virus ..😷


Divide 2020 by 5 and you get 404. Essentially this year is an error message . Maybe that explains why the world stopped functioning properly this year. Someone fix the bugs, please?


A software engineer was smoking.. A lady standing nearby asked him, "can't you see the warning? Smoking is injurious to health.." He replied, "It's just a warning, not error!!"


Non-programmers - " i " & " j " is like normal alphabet. Programmers - " i " & " j " is like Bahubali.


Hide and seek champion... " ; " Since 1958


Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Cause light attracts bugs.


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