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One thing I find so funny about Groundhog Day is that the groundhog just has no idea what the fuck is going on 😭😭😭

BREAKING: Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, So get ready for SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER!!!!! #GroundhogDay



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Give or take 30mins

If you stopped working today, how long can you live comfortably with what you've saved?



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legally he should be able to catch a body for free

71-year-old man exonerated after nearly 50 years in prison for m*rder he did not commit

hoodii30's tweet image. 71-year-old man exonerated after nearly 50 years in prison for m*rder he did not commit


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It’s also weird in that you’ll walk inside and it will be completely empty with no other customers and you’ll grab like three items and make your way to the checkout and then there’s somehow a line of 15 furious people

dollar general is one of those places where the veil is thin

lemonade_grrrl's tweet image. dollar general is one of those places where the veil is thin


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notice how they have never once been in memphis, tennessee

Grizzly bear: historic range vs current range

amazingmap's tweet image. Grizzly bear: historic range vs current range


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the sun been out everyday not doing SHIT 😭


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this really the best shit in the world

me waking up realizing i still have 2 more hours to sleep



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Thanos had his daughter out like this

A whole vehicle laid bare. 🚘



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Best single game performance I’ve ever seen from an Eagles corner

When Eagles Darius Slay allowed just 7 yards in coverage when covering the great Justin Jefferson 🔒



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If I see my son guarding a 6’5 10 year old i’m checking in the game and we doubling that grown man

10 YEAR OLD Archange Railey Lemovou is already 6’5



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type shit

An elderly Egyptian man entered a pharmacy asking for medicine. When told it was unavailable, he didn’t complain or get upset. Instead, he did a somersault in the pharmacy and calmly walked out. The pharmacist called it the strangest reaction ever.



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1. Smitty 2-4. Don’t care

Rank these four WR's as College Players 👇 - Jeremiah Smith - Marvin Harrison Jr. - Tetairoa McMillan - Devonta Smith

SleeperCFB's tweet image. Rank these four WR's as College Players 👇

- Jeremiah Smith
- Marvin Harrison Jr.
- Tetairoa McMillan
- Devonta Smith


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Luka got traded for a box of lucky charms and Shedeur made the pro bowl imma go ask my boss for six figures since things are just happening for no reason


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Nobody ever sent an elite eater home mid blizzard she needs to get in the lab this summer.

He’s foul but…. I understand



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All girls are bi, you just have to find out if theyre bipolar, bilingual, bisexual or just a bitch


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Bih since you always right come do this parlay


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niggas who be living wrong get all the good shit I'm bouta be a shiesty mf

Stefon Diggs YOU are going to the SUPER BOWL 👏



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Call KP and fire him again @Eagles


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Get yall rest Philly!! Hahahaa DUB CITYYYY!!!!!!🤞🏾🔥🙏🏾



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How the FUCK did a generation raised on South Park and Family Guy become so offended by everything?


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