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I, like so many others, missed funerals of loved ones thanks to covid. Meanwhile at Conservative Campaign Headquarters.


My mother just put me in a chock hold...


Thanks Cultaholic Wrestling (mainly @TomCampbell & @Maffewgregg) for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 27,940 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/7yTfgtZJG…


I've never been to a pub quiz where almost every team knows >90% of the answers

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Liz Truss, embarrassing herself on local radio, condensed down to three awful, squirming, awkward, delicious minutes. Everyone should hear this. ~AA


Do people always have others film them whenever they pay their respects? I never had someone film me when I placed flowers outside Borders bookstore in 2009 because I don't believe in virtue signalling.


Looking for a flat share in London is absolutely awful. I think I've been to more flat viewings in the past year than I have first dates in the past 5 years.


There's nothing more terrifying than a stranger coming up to you and asking: are you Kerr?


Stop feeding the trolls.



Two types of click-bait: 20 times my boobs accidentally got someone fired? & Young people can afford homes if their parents pay for it.


Yesterday starting from 10am I took part in a pub crawl and drink in 18 pubs across Zone 1 London. I cannot recall the last time I was this hungover there is currently a children's birthday party taking place in my house right now.


Gonna start a GoFundMe page so I can print 10,000 cat stickers to put over the anti-vax stickers that seem to be popping up everywhere.


Imagine if all these parties were taken place if Theresa May was still the PM. 🤔


"Her lips said no, but her eyes said read my lips."


If you choose not to wear a mask on public transport, you're a cunt.


Please do a LFT before leaving your house to be social, for work or to travel back home for Christmas. We're at the point of missing Christmas if you happen to catch it now. Please don't be selfish & test daily. As you don't want to be that wank who ruins Christmas for everyone.


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