(in)correct sambucky quotes
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Bucky: the eagles won last night Sam: oh, did you watch the game? Bucky, covered in blood and scratches: the game?
Sarah: do you have any little nicknames for Bucky? Sam: dumbass Sarah: adorable
Joaquín: are you a big spoon or a little spoon? Bucky: I’m a knife Sam: he’s a little spoon
Bucky: I will do a lot of things Bucky: but admitting to Sam that I'm cold after he told me to bring a jacket is not one of them
Bucky: you love me, right Sam? Sam: normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it
Bucky: get out of the chair Sam: maybe you should reconsider how you’re asking Bucky: Bucky: get the fuck out of the chair
Sam: you look pretty Bucky: yeah pretty depressed Sam: Bucky: you were flirting, weren’t you? Sam: yeah, but now I’m kinda concerned
Sam: if I run and leap at Bucky, he will most certainly catch me in his arms Sam, running towards Bucky: coming in! Bucky: no! I'm holding coffee! Bucky: *drops coffee and catches Sam*
Sam: *watching Bucky sleep* Sam: I just love him so much, he’s my everything- Bucky: *starts snoring* Sam: I can’t live like this
Sam: about a month ago, Bucky and I slept together Sarah: and? Sam: I thought you'd be more surprised Sarah: oh, sorry Sarah, gasping: and?
Bucky: *staring intensely at Sam* Sam: uhh, Bucky? Bucky: I'm sorry, was I being proud of you too loud?
Sam: you use humor to deflect your trauma Bucky: aw, thanks Sam: that's not a good thing Bucky: all I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny
Bucky: in fact, you just lost your “Buck” privileges. From now on, you can only refer to me as “James” or “hey you” Sam: come on, Buck Bucky: *ignoring him* Sam: come on, hey you
Sam: I think I have a crush on Bucky Sarah: congratulations you're officially the last to know
Sam: let me show you a picture from last night that really upsets me Bucky: okay, but in my defense, Sharon bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo Sam: that's not what I- you drank shampoo?!
Bucky: see you later, asshole! Sam: bye, Bucky Bucky: *stops walking* what? you’re not going to insult me back? Bucky: are you mad at me?
happy new year everyone ❤️ thank you so much for all the love on this account, I have SO much fun with all of this and I’m really glad y’all do too ❤️
Sam and Bucky: 3...2...1... Happy New Year! *start kissing* Sarah: guys, it's not even midnight yet. Can you stop making out every time the microwave goes off?
Sam: I mean, yeah, we’re friends and all of that, but I’d totally kiss you if you asked Bucky: what Sam: what Sarah, from the other side of the room: he said he’d kiss you if you asked
Bucky: *does something stupid and gets himself hurt* Sam: after I lovingly nurse you back to health, I’m going to kill you
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