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“omg their pinned tweet” “click the profile picture” “look at my header” well no. i come here to scroll and feel like shit. and i refuse to play your games
Free my people from saying “I thought you were black” when they find out I’m Hispanic. I am not mixed with anything either, I am a black woman from a Spanish speaking country!
Que bueno para ya no hacer ceja en el gimnasio
Las mujeres matándose en el gym y a nosotros nos gustan así: cejonas, ojonas y narizonas
No supero que ayer en Sephora me acerqué a una vendedora, le dije “hola, estoy buscando una base que no sea mate” y me contestó “ah, sí, búscala”.
Walking home from the gym and this homeless man sort of rambling to himself stopped and looked me dead in the face and said “Sagittarius” then went back to his rambling
amor y si en vez de hacer la carta astral haces la hoja de vida
weighed myself before and after pooping and I was heavier after
boludo no se pueden estar dando cuenta recién ahora de esto cuando los anglicismos de internet están modificando TODO, las expresiones "la manera en que tal cosa" o "hacer sentido" no vienen precisamente de Cervantes
*se cancela a última hora la fiesta de disfraces* - yo sin datos afuera del lugar esperando a que me abran:
People online do not live in reality. Acting like they stonewall their borderline evil family members at Thanksgiving when I know damn well they’re asking them to pass the mashed potatoes even if they end up arguing later
people getting mad at glen powell for verbalizing what we all know to be true of celebrities (they play nice with people who are cancelled but decline to associate with them publicly) like what would you have him do. pretend they’re not there? spit in their face? be serious
I often forget that seemingly nobody in the US is aware that Halloween, Samhain, originated in Ireland. There are parades all around the country, bonfires, and fireworks all month building up to the main events. I would highly recommend visiting Ireland for Halloween tbh.
I forgot how much October in Ireland sucks for dogs and their owners. Fireworks practically every night, especially on weekends. My poor little pup is sooo stressed out rn trying to sleep. 🥺
i really dislike getting my food made by someone who hates they job bitch just made my salad so aggressive first bite taste like prolonged suffering
Primera vez que monto en el transmilenio y mi pregunta es: La gente de Bogotá siempre es así de random? JAJAJA que es esto
the way this video fries me deeper and deeper every time i play it like tiktok is an anti-depressant sometimes fr
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