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@daftDonaldTrump
When parody is so easy you hardly even need to change the words.
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Do you like my new campaign logo? Please get this out there, it's a tremendously important disaster. #AudacityOfGrope #MakeAmericaGropeAgain
MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN
With Universal Mail-In Voting (not Absentee Voting, which is good), 2020 will be the most INACCURATE & FRAUDULENT Election in history. It will be a great embarrassment to the USA. Delay the Election until people can properly, securely and safely vote???
There is already a black mark on this emergency.
Trump lawyers: Trump could not possibly have committed obstruction California penal code S26, pre-2007: idiots are one of six types of people who are not capable of committing crimes Google CEO: explains why searching for 'idiot' brings up pictures of Trump CASE CLOSED
I am more a Spy than he is. I am an all caps SPY. You have never met more of a Spy than me.
Pastor Andrew Brunson, a fine gentleman and Christian leader in the United States, is on trial and being persecuted in Turkey for no reason. They call him a Spy, but I am more a Spy than he is. Hopefully he will be allowed to come home to his beautiful family where he belongs!
We have had a tremendous intellectual property theft going on for millennia. The Great Wall was my idea.
As a candidate, I pledged that if elected I would use every lawful tool to combat unfair trade, protect American workers, and defend our national security. Today, we took another critical step to fulfill that commitment. 45.wh.gov/Section301
This LOSER is wasting his time trying to negotiate with Little Rocket Man.
I really believe I'd have waddled in there even if I didn't have a weapon.
I never said I don't play with my computer in bed. I am a stable 400 pound genius. The Russian "hoax" was that the Trump campaign colluded with Russia - but I did it myself!
I never said Russia did not meddle in the election, I said “it may be Russia, or China or another country or group, or it may be a 400 pound genius sitting in bed and playing with his computer.” The Russian “hoax” was that the Trump campaign colluded with Russia - it never did!
See. Russia is FAKE NEWS. This guy doesn't even know me.
The wonderful people of Puerto Rico, with their unmatched spirit, know how bad things were once I was always with them!
The wonderful people of Puerto Rico, with their unmatched spirit, know how bad things were before the H's. I will always be with them!
I said it 477 days ago: 50 people dead and perhaps more ultimately and dozens more wounded, we cannot afford to talk around issues anymore.
Everyone's been saying I have too many Steves. But I can tell you, I had too many Bannons.
"I ain't finished #FakeNews." When I am, I'll be finished.
It's 3am and you won't stop me tweeting about nuclear destruction. #AintNoCinderella
Senator Лиза Меркауски of the Great State of Аляска really let the Federation, and our country, down yesterday. Bad too!
Senator @lisamurkowski of the Great State of Alaska really let the Republicans, and our country, down yesterday. Too bad!
I could not fit page 4 into the "full email chain" because it was over 144 characters. Lots of them were bad characters. Russian characters.
Here is page 4 (which did not post due to space constraints).
Anyone think @nytimes will buy it if I tell them I conspired with Russia all by myself for their ratings? #romance
Anyone think @MrsVanessaTrump will buy it if I tell her I did this all by myself for her #valentines day? 😂👌#romance
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