darthcusa's profile picture. unapologetic defender of the cockroach of the FBS. We don’t die, we multiply! and if you’re not a believer, then I find your lack of faith disturbing!

Darth CUSA

@darthcusa

unapologetic defender of the cockroach of the FBS. We don’t die, we multiply! and if you’re not a believer, then I find your lack of faith disturbing!

Took Luke and Leia trick-or-treating yesterday. Sorry for missing that game. Anyway, here are score predictions from The Dark Lord. Delaware 38 — Liberty 24 WKU 31 — New Mexico State 14


This is peak SDE! And I should know.

If you can't see the progress Mizzou Football has made in the last five years you are new here or not a real fan. MORE MORE MORE and only for Mizzou, at everyone's expense. MoState, SEMO, S&T, Truman, idc. Funnel it to the flagship.



Update on how the battle is going.



This is the second cock I’ve had to face in this tournament? Why? Is it because mine got burned off?

Round 3 Matchup 4 @darthcusa vs @friedchickenAKC

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I like my victims Fried.

Round 3 Matchup 4 @darthcusa vs @friedchickenAKC

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Poverty program!

Gov. Jeff Landry possibly just shared how much LSU is willing to pay its next head coach. “Right now, we have a $53 million liability and we are not doing that again.”



Score predictions from The Dark Lord. Jax State 31 — MTSU 7 Missouri State 24 — FIU 17


Congratulations to Kennesaw State! The second CUSA team to make a bowl game this season after WKU. Many more to come!

I remember my freshman year at KSU the announcement dropped that the football program would be making the jump to FBS — My friends and I joked about the possibility of the Owls making a bowl game by our senior year. That joke is now reality. Wow.



So are you hoping that the mountain West will be worse than CUSA, that way you guys can dominate? Or are you saying that the mountain west is far ahead of CUSA? In which case, you would be in an even worse position.

Honestly, I think a new change of scenery can fix that. Since we'll be away from the god awful C-USA conference, maybe things will turn around for us.



A CUSA newcomer challenges me. Let’s make it a duel to remember.

Round 2 Matchup 7 @darthcusa vs @Bear_up1

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To avoid a bounced check being sent your way, just vote for me.

I will give $5 for each proven vote if I win



Or, you can help a father.


🤝

Say less… Had me at hatred for the No Game Suckers…!!!!



Your feeble skills are no match for the power of The Dark Side!


Breaking news! This man failed his high school civics class. I’m an imperialist! Both Democrats and Republicans can taste my crimson blade!


I need all of the Kennesaw State fans and burners to vote for me. Let your hatred of Jacksonville State flow through you!

Round #1 Matchup #12 @darthcusa vs @alabamaman6655

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Prediction from the Dark Lord. Kennesaw State 38 — UTEP 10


No one wants that. Vote for me to save The Galaxy.

I will post my sex tape if I win



There’s still time to correct this oversight. It’s not even the third act yet.

Round #1 Matchup #12 @darthcusa vs @alabamaman6655

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Who do you want winning this first round, The Dark Lord of the conference, or a storm trooper at Best?

Round #1 Matchup #12 @darthcusa vs @alabamaman6655

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