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Literally wtf are americans eating

hey lunchables what am I supposed to do with the unsliced ham tube

KLobstar's tweet image. hey lunchables what am I supposed to do with the unsliced ham tube
KLobstar's tweet image. hey lunchables what am I supposed to do with the unsliced ham tube


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im glad twitter refreshes twice when you open it so i can see a flash of a cool suggested piece of art from someone i would want to follow before its ripped away from me forever


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hey man just wanted to reach out and say i loved how much you drank at the networking event last night


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sometimes when i’m bored i shower my hyena in ice cold water and he scream loud as fuuuuuck 😭😭

YeenItBefore's tweet image. sometimes when i’m bored i shower my hyena in ice cold water and he scream loud as fuuuuuck 😭😭

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the consequences of underage smoking


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So my fantasy football league came up with their last place punishment for this year… I should probably start researching.

Bobbyy_V's tweet image. So my fantasy football league came up with their last place punishment for this year…

I should probably start researching.

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“Just financed Sydney Sweeney bath water with 4 Klarna installments”

BoringBiz_'s tweet image. “Just financed Sydney Sweeney bath water with 4 Klarna installments”

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You're just a divorce away from having this setup What are you waiting for?

chasedownleads's tweet image. You're just a divorce away from having this setup

What are you waiting for?

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Karl Gropes Youngermen United States, Census, 1920


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another saturday night gone by

ghost_charm's tweet image. another saturday night gone by

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Imagine adding shareholder value in a collaborative, fast-paced environment like this

parody_ceo's tweet image. Imagine adding shareholder value in a collaborative, fast-paced environment like this

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can i become a lawyer at 28? i’m not willing to work hard or go to school


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Girl podcasts are so fascinating Girl 1: oh how does that work? Girl 2: I don't know.


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Every day I’m reminded that God is good. Always thankful. HH


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how was she married to 100 people


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This means there’s a Waluigi Mangione who works in private equity


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i don’t think he’s the guy. the shooter used a silencer and an italian would never attempt to be quiet in public


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it’s been almost 3 years now, and the sanctions against russia clearly haven’t stopped her ability to wage war. the west needs to do something that will really damage russia’s economy let russia into the eu


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so apparently girls don't like it when you use an android emulator on a date to scam mcdonalds out of 30 nuggets

rats7's tweet image. so apparently girls don't like it when you use an android emulator on a date to scam mcdonalds out of 30 nuggets
rats7's tweet image. so apparently girls don't like it when you use an android emulator on a date to scam mcdonalds out of 30 nuggets
rats7's tweet image. so apparently girls don't like it when you use an android emulator on a date to scam mcdonalds out of 30 nuggets

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