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Dave Grainger is a media strategist, gentleman, scholar and acrobat. He’s going to buy a dinghy, going to call her dignity

How is #rorymcilroy only 35 years old?!!!This golf lark puts years on a kid


Dear Mark Slade. If you break a car you should just fix it straight away, not lie for two weeks about not fixing it @kwikfit @KwikFitCS #kwikfitbrokenycar @WhichUK


Dear Mark Slade. I’d really, really like my car back now. Preferably without the big hole in the roof that @kwikfit put there. @CitizensAdvice


If you give blood but don’t tell anyone, does this make you even more of a hero, or slightly less of a hero @drwilding ?


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Fearless in Devotion…. RISING TO PROMOTION! 🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC

Wrexham_AFC's tweet image. Fearless in Devotion…. RISING TO PROMOTION!

🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC

bloke on the news from the university of Derbyshire has developed a heat resistant coral reef to combat climate change. Not to be outdone, today I changed my bar chart to a line graph.


Dear @wearewellsandco if you replace Guinness in a pub with ‘Genesis’ please know that I’m not going to drink there… not until it’s fizzy lager season again.


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What's that? You're looking for a public speaking course for you or your team that isn't a load of training-by-numbers-predictable corporate crap? I do that! Gimme a shout if you need to get louder this year & work on how clear & confident your voice is goodshoutcommunity.com

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You're looking for a public speaking course for you or your team that isn't a load of training-by-numbers-predictable corporate crap?

I do that!

Gimme a shout if you need to get louder this year & work on how clear & confident your voice is goodshoutcommunity.com

If your colleague gives blood during their lunch hour but you leave them your chocolate brownie when they get back to their desk, who is the real hero?


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🟢🟡WELCOME HOME, JAKE We're delighted to announce that Jake Anthony is once again a Harpenden Town player after a spell at Dunstable Town. Since 2017, Jake has scored 52 goals in 111 games for Harpenden. We can't wait to see you back in green and gold @JakeAnthony1998

Harpenden_Town's tweet image. 🟢🟡WELCOME HOME, JAKE

We're delighted to announce that Jake Anthony is once again a Harpenden Town player after a spell at Dunstable Town.

Since 2017, Jake has scored 52 goals in 111 games for Harpenden.

We can't wait to see you back in green and gold @JakeAnthony1998

Think how long cookies dominated our belief in how advertising works best. Then think how quickly we’re finding better solutions. Feels like we were asleep on the job.


Have to remind myself that the Elgin marbles aren’t actually round, so cant easily be swapped for a steely.


Subbuteo tips: If you’re playing as ‘Scotland away’ don’t buy a new team. Simply field your ‘Real Madrid home’ team. Maybe invest the money saved in a three person camera crew, or a throw in fella with springs for knees.


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Our FA cup dream is over. A great battle infront of a huge crowd well done @LTLFC_Official good luck in the next round #uptheharps #oneteamonetown🟡🟢🦌

harpenden_twfc's tweet image. Our FA cup dream is over. A great battle infront of a huge crowd well done @LTLFC_Official 
 good luck in the next round 

#uptheharps #oneteamonetown🟡🟢🦌

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Friends don't let friends put 'data-driven' in their bio


Yayyyy!!! Well done @micky_nath and the boys💛💚

FULL TIME An Outstanding second half for the 3 points #oneteamonetown🟢🦌

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An Outstanding second half for the 3 points
#oneteamonetown🟢🦌


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FULL TIME An Outstanding second half for the 3 points #oneteamonetown🟢🦌

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An Outstanding second half for the 3 points
#oneteamonetown🟢🦌

You can wipe away his tears

Who knew… the calling has finally come! @BimAfolami can I work with you please?



Bolts from above Hurt the people down below People in this world We have no place to go - New order, Temptation 😞


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