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Dave Orchard

@DaveOUK

Bath Rugby Enthusiast, Incorrigable Grouch and Wannabe Rock Star

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Sep 25, 2018

Was a pleasure to share the screen with Foxy on tonight’s show along the Kennet and Avon Canal.

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Dave Orchard
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Aug 5, 2018

The Trump box. Uncanny

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Feb 27, 2018

Dog is fitted with prosthetic legs and couldn't look happier about it 👏❤

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Dave Orchard
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Jan 26, 2018

RIP to next door neighbour, Napier John Allsopp, Engineer, Carpenter, Painter, Photographer, Magician and Spy (but don't tell anyone). Nice line from his eulogy: He met princes, kings, sheiks and explorers; only the explorers impressed him.

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Dave Orchard
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Aug 31, 2017

Me (blood pouring from my wrist courtesy of a hedge trimmer): Can you take me to the hospital? Wife: ok, just going to brush my teeth.

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Dave Orchard
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Jul 22, 2017

#Staffies. Great dogs; twats for owners. Who lets their 6 year old walk the dog unsupervised FFS

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Jul 16, 2017

BREAKING NEWS: The new Doctor Who is Roger Federer. The Daleks might as well give up now.

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Dave Orchard
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Jul 14, 2017

What yesterday looked like on the @jurassic_coast.

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Dave Orchard
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Jul 4, 2017

Is it just is my laminate flooring haunted? #hauntedlaminate

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Dave Orchard
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Jun 17, 2017

What we caught in next door's pond netting. #freewoody

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Dave Orchard
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Nov 21, 2016

At Bath Spa Stn, 3 hours in to my 35 min journey home and just ordered a Whopper at McDonalds. @GWRUK has finally broken me

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Dave Orchard
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Sep 16, 2016

What the office looks like on the afternoon before the company summer party. #marieceleste

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Dave Orchard
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Jul 16, 2016

What the sky looks like the day you head home from holiday. #finallyasunnyday

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Nov 20, 2015

I live a life as an honest and decent person because it is the right thing to do. Not because some psychotic sky king told me I had to.

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Dave Orchard
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Sep 17, 2014

"@RugbyTonight: Who is the most skilful player in world rugby?" mssv.ly/ZnZtMh #btsMattGitaeu

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Aug 21, 2013

RT & Follow @TotalBath for your chance to win 2 tickets to @bathrugby v Ospreys #RugbyTickets

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Dave Orchard
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Aug 15, 2013

Gout raging last night. Wanted to saw my own foot off.#Tramadol to the rescue; didnt stop hurting but once it kicked in I didnt care anymore

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Dave Orchard
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Jul 29, 2013

Akitas: Aggressive dogs with morons for owners. Fortunately last night I had a 3-legged psycho on my side #onlyonewinner

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