SkinnyDipDavid
@davidcraigbates
Stand up comedian chasing his dreams.
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Receiving “Goodbye to you - @michellebranch” is 100x more devastating than receiving any @taylorswift13 song.
I changed my bosses wife’s name in his phone to “Scam Likely”. Cuz fuck him!!
If Freddy Mercury and @bensonboone had a baby, it would definitely be Jay Renshaw!
100 liberal women vs 1 Trump supporter Trick question: the liberal women are actually dudes.
I own over 100 pairs of shoes. But I still only wear my classic black and white @Vans every day of my life. The slip on’s or the laces, depending on my mood.
If I get 1 like, then @elonmusk has to bless me with a gift of $100.00. Don’t be greedy folks.
McDonald’s fries are overrated. Instead of disagreeing and arguing with me, ask yourself why you have shitty standards.
I think the most important question to be asking right now is this: What did the shooter order at Starbucks before he shot the CEO? I can’t keep ordering “Whatever the CEO shooter got”.
I have unsubscribed to @jimmyjohns emails approximately 40 times and they still send me emails all the damn time. No means no!
How many of you are canceling your #netflix accounts after this bs?
Watching Mike Tyson fight like it’s the 90’s… meaning, Netflix is graining af, like my tv in the 90’s.
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