Dev
@dev_the_dad
big time viber. small time anarchist. gypsy king. pizza enthusiast. burner of bad bridges. weed enjoyer. lucky weirdo. 2nd grade spelling bee champion.
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I need an outlet for my negativity but this app just fucking blows now.
Is there a use for my over-anxious headspace or should I just continue to dull it with weed? Is there a way to channel and harness the anxiety and use it for energy or am I doing all I can by blanketing it with medication? This isn’t rhetorical, if anyone has thoughts plz share.
(me acutely aware women like it when you ask them about themselves) what the hells your problem
Moving the show over to Threads. Let’s follow each other. I’m @devhalvie. See ya over there.
I’ve been telling EVERYONE about this show. Watch it. Some of the same ppl who made The Office made Jury Duty. It’s a really special show.
Shower Food Review 37: Cotton Candy - For some reason this was the most highly requested Shower Food Review. Perhaps people wanted to see me accidentally get it wet and have it dissolve, like that sad raccoon in that viral youtube video. But I am not a raccoon. I am a man. 4/10
Need a woman friend who will read the DMs I’m sending for me before I send them. I can’t keep sweating over these messages for half an hour every time I have to respond.
Me before ordering at a drive-thru: “Ok gotta figure out what I want and exactly how to order it to prevent confusion. Can’t be like last time when I panic ordered 8 tacos. I got this, here we go!” After ordering: “Why didn’t I plan that better?!” Every time.
Get up. Get stoned. Try to be proud of yourself in areas other than what your good at.
The human mind is wild cause why am I feeling nostalgic reminiscence for the literal worst times in my life?! 😭
takes a strong person to listen to the climb and not cry sincerely, a weak ass bitch
i dont understand how the voters saw stephanie hsu in the same movie and still made this choice...
My toxic trait is believing I could pull off any look. I’m buying that gold chain bro 😭
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