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I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?" She instantly replied "yes." Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.


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So, you’re sick of isolation?

landon_hanna's tweet image. So, you’re sick of isolation?
landon_hanna's tweet image. So, you’re sick of isolation?
landon_hanna's tweet image. So, you’re sick of isolation?
landon_hanna's tweet image. So, you’re sick of isolation?

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1920: Alcohol is prohibited 2020: Liquor stores are an essential business during a national health crisis


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if this virus gets any more toxic i might try to date it


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this is fucking bullshit

BREAKING NEWS: Due to the recent COVID-19 outbreak, the Piston Cup has been cancelled.

layloserr's tweet image. BREAKING NEWS: Due to the recent COVID-19 outbreak, the Piston Cup has been cancelled.


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ARE YOUR KIDS TEXTING ABOUT CORONAVIRUS BRB- breathing really bad SMH- sanitize my hands TTYL- think that you'll live? ROFL-running out (of) fluids. lame! NVM- need virus meds


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This aggressively country child DEMANDING to pet this dog is sending me


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i should’ve just sat there and ate my food

i’m weirdly optimistic about 2020



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The year is 2024. Coronavirus was worse than we expected. Toilet paper has been gone for 3 yrs. I have over 250 rolls from not wiping my ass for yrs. The police are approaching. They have surrounded my home. My gun is loaded aiming at the door. They want my paper. This is the end


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First the coronavirus, and now this?? Jesus Christ..

DylanTheTwit's tweet image. First the coronavirus, 
and now this??
Jesus Christ..

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Teaching my first English course this semester has been rewarding but I don’t know what to do with this student

MrAlexisPereira's tweet image. Teaching my first English course this semester has been rewarding but I don’t know what to do with this student

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doing taxes is so easy idk what you guys are talking about Step 1: get your W-2’s Step 2: give them to your dad i don’t know what so hard about that.


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