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Deputised by Sandford police to say, It's not a police matter.
Respect my authority.

Dfer Docs

@dfer_docs

Mental, with the occasional burst of laughter. Deputised by Sandford police to say, It's not a police matter. Respect my authority.

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Your time will come. In the meantime, you should check out our distribution centers you hoomans call "shelters" or "rescues". Per our universal rules, it still counts as long as the kitty chooses you!


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Congratulations on your newest delivery! We see you received an orange. We hope you're ready for many one brain cell activities!


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Great to see this banner in the Kop tonight after the passing of Matt Beard.🙏

LFCVine's tweet image. Great to see this banner in the Kop tonight after the passing of Matt Beard.🙏

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Have you signed up to fly your name around the Moon? If not, there’s still time to send your name with our crew on the Artemis II mission! Submitted names will be stored on a memory card inside the Orion spacecraft. Join the flight: go.nasa.gov/artemisnames

NASA's tweet image. Have you signed up to fly your name around the Moon?
 
If not, there’s still time to send your name with our crew on the Artemis II mission! Submitted names will be stored on a memory card inside the Orion spacecraft. Join the flight: go.nasa.gov/artemisnames

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So it's been 24 hours since we sent our final letter asking the @metpoliceuk who my "victim" was in my three victimless tweets. They refuse to answer, so I'm going to carry on tweeting facts about the incident that saw me arrested.


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Huge thanks to the Rangley Police Department for showing up quickly, taking it serious, and arresting Paul. 💪 Hasn't dealt with this situation before and is handling it perfectly. It's really not hard for all PD's to do the same.


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One of the worst on here Fkn sicko


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Little girls are not ‘poor white trash” Little girls are not ‘child prostitutes’. Little girls are not ‘white slags’ or ‘paki shaggers’. They are children. Despite what Labour politicians say, grooming gangs survivors were never at fault for the abuse they suffered.

SamanthaTaghoy's tweet image. Little girls are not ‘poor white trash”
Little girls are not ‘child prostitutes’.
Little girls are not ‘white slags’ or ‘paki shaggers’.

They are children.

Despite what Labour politicians say, grooming gangs survivors were never at fault for the abuse they suffered.
SamanthaTaghoy's tweet image. Little girls are not ‘poor white trash”
Little girls are not ‘child prostitutes’.
Little girls are not ‘white slags’ or ‘paki shaggers’.

They are children.

Despite what Labour politicians say, grooming gangs survivors were never at fault for the abuse they suffered.

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This woman gives a chicken toy to this donkey. He loves it, brays with utters of joy, & funnily plays with it. No innocent being stays indifferent to love.


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You’ll be remembered for your loyalty and dedication every time you were called upon. You leave as a champion, and I’ve got no doubt you’ll do big things at your new club. They are lucky to have you.

MoSalah's tweet image. You’ll be remembered for your loyalty and dedication every time you were called upon. You leave as a champion, and I’ve got no doubt you’ll do big things at your new club. They are lucky to have you.
MoSalah's tweet image. You’ll be remembered for your loyalty and dedication every time you were called upon. You leave as a champion, and I’ve got no doubt you’ll do big things at your new club. They are lucky to have you.

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Only 90 minutes left of the 2025/26 summer transfer window. Best transfer window ever?

Yes %60.3
No/I'm a Newcastle fan %39.7

4235 Stimme · Endergebnisse


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Celtic in the last 5 minutes the transfer window when offered a striker.


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We will deliver when the time is right. We promise ❤️


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Huge let down from @AuroraPD not responding to a 3 time registered sex offender attempting to meet a child today. If your child is contacted by Christopher after this date, we will provide you all evidence to sue @AuroraPD for failure to act


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Resident: Can you empty the bins? Bankrupt council: no but we can celebrate a shithole country.


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Can @DenverPolice explain why no officer has shown up in over 2 hours now? Are children not important to them? Seems like they ain't when there's a guy actively trying to meet children in a park. What if he hurts a child right now because you won't show up?


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One of the best things about being American, is the ability to criticize our government without consequence. Other western countries like Canada, UK, France etc... have all shown us why America is so great, we are one of the only free speech countries left in the west! Get mad,…


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Arapahoe cops @ArapahoeSO refuse to identify, take a report, or even take evidence from a guy who works in schools around children, guess the DA, @DA18th @FoxNews @CBSNews @CBSNewsColorado @nytimes @MSNBC @DonaldJTrumpJr @9NEWS @DenverChannel


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🚨3hrs 17m since @ArapahoeSO was called and still not on scene and refusing to come so we’re going there. 🚨@ArapahoeCounty @ArapahoeClerk @9NEWS @DenverChannel @DenverOEM @dobetterdnvr @JeffToddReports @AuroraPD @AuroraGov @CBSNewsColorado @coloradogov @CSP_News @CBI_Colorado


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