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I haven’t licked an envelope in over two decades without thinking of George Costanza.


I don’t know who needs to hear this, but a sandwich can fix a lot of things.


Expert opinion: A hotdog is a sandwich.

difficultpatty's tweet image. Expert opinion: A hotdog is a sandwich.

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The name Ruth’s Chris steakhouse infuriates me.


How are everyone’s Thanksgiving Doritos?


What time do we air our grievances?


Grateful for most of you that live in my phone.


Happy Thanksgiving. What time do we open the wine?


What is the most important part of Thanksgiving? Mashed potatoes is the only correct answer.


Establish dominance at Thanksgiving by immediately licking a pie.


Cuban by the beach.

difficultpatty's tweet image. Cuban by the beach.

Wearing a dress that has pockets and thought you all should know.


*stretching in public years old*


Happy birthday to my favorite human and bff for over 30 years @lasagnaonabeach !!! I love you Joanne! 🎉😘🎉😘

difficultpatty's tweet image. Happy birthday to my favorite human and bff for over 30 years @lasagnaonabeach !!! I love you Joanne! 🎉😘🎉😘

It’s one of the best sandwiches I’ve ever eaten.

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Hi from Key West.

difficultpatty's tweet image. Hi from Key West.

Thanksgiving dinner, but it’s all mashed potatoes.


Flying across the US today. I’m waving at all of you below me as we pass by.


Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.


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