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@difficultpatty
Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://twitter.com/search?q=from%3Adifficultpatty%20exclude%3Areplies&src=typed_query
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I haven’t licked an envelope in over two decades without thinking of George Costanza.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but a sandwich can fix a lot of things.
The name Ruth’s Chris steakhouse infuriates me.
Grateful for most of you that live in my phone.
Happy Thanksgiving. What time do we open the wine?
What is the most important part of Thanksgiving? Mashed potatoes is the only correct answer.
Establish dominance at Thanksgiving by immediately licking a pie.
Wearing a dress that has pockets and thought you all should know.
Happy birthday to my favorite human and bff for over 30 years @lasagnaonabeach !!! I love you Joanne! 🎉😘🎉😘
It’s one of the best sandwiches I’ve ever eaten.
Thanksgiving dinner, but it’s all mashed potatoes.
Flying across the US today. I’m waving at all of you below me as we pass by.
Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.
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