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Don't look into it, but I'm a handsome millionaire that's very successful with women.

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[Jesus at the bar] "Oh, I'll just have a water" *winks at camera*


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which is the Beyonce song where it's like we're independent but also you should marry us but like we're super-strong but also pay our bills


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nah homie you weak. which Kidz Bop album has come clean by hilary duff on it? too slow. it's 6. let's roll boys. he aint shit


Kinda bullshit that Pitbull has an entire breed of dogs named after him.


Why do people keep trying to take things from Liam Neeson?


brb just found my soulmate

disarray_atbest's tweet image. brb just found my soulmate

Live every day like its National Hot Dog Day.


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I love when trains get so excited to be a train that they whistle!


The longest and most meaningful relationship I've had in my life has been with my drug dealer.


I never finish anyth


Sorry your girlfriend left you after seeing how good I am at flopping during pickup soccer games.


Think you're leaving your parents' house? Wrong. Your mom just remembered 23 things she wants to talk about. Take a seat. This'll be awhile.


Cincinnati is a soccer town.

disarray_atbest's tweet image. Cincinnati is a soccer town.

Baby, you give me butterflies every time I see you... Like seriously what am I supposed to do with all these butterflies please stop


I have to spell "beef" three times before my phone stops autocorrecting it to "beer". Talk about a proud moment.


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