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Devon

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I laugh at my own jokes.

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Do you know how dumb you sound to me when you say “I asked ChatGPT”?


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“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me


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always send me your memes idgaf if i’ve seen it before. do you only listen to a beautiful song one time??? no. play it again

dietz_meredith's tweet image. always send me your memes idgaf if i’ve seen it before. do you only listen to a beautiful song one time??? no. play it again

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Wtf was Elton John on about when he goes If I was a sculptor… heh. But then again, no.


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Literally a gold metal performance


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white ppl be like yea just come in thru the garage


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Not to be dramatic but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life


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RFK Jr. is basically Frank Reynolds without DeVito’s charm


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cannot stop laughing at Trump's new bit of pointing to a random guy in the crowd and saying "Hannibal Lector wants to have you for dinner"


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Dunkin Donuts iced coffee is the true measure of Karma. No cup tastes the same as the last and the more good energy you put into the world, the better cup you’ll get in return


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referring to the non-boar's head stuff as "well turkey" at the deli


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Working as a janitor and I stop as I see the incomplete lyrics to Blank Space on a chalkboard.

Harvard University will reportedly offer a new course in 2024 titled “Taylor Swift and Her World.” The course will dive into how Swift's work intersects with the literary canon.

PopCrave's tweet image. Harvard University will reportedly offer a new course in 2024 titled “Taylor Swift and Her World.”

The course will dive into how Swift's work intersects with the literary canon.
PopCrave's tweet image. Harvard University will reportedly offer a new course in 2024 titled “Taylor Swift and Her World.”

The course will dive into how Swift's work intersects with the literary canon.


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Chevy didn’t make a 327 in ‘55. The 327 didn’t come out til ‘62. And it wasn’t offered in the Bellaire with the 4-barrel carburetor til ‘64. HOWEVER, in 1964 the correct ignition timing would be 4 degrees before top dead center.

GrantGinder's tweet image. Chevy didn’t make a 327 in ‘55. The 327 didn’t come out til ‘62. And it wasn’t offered in the Bellaire with the 4-barrel carburetor til ‘64. HOWEVER, in 1964 the correct ignition timing would be 4 degrees before top dead center.

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It's so funny that in Hamilton they just gloss over the founding fathers putting a treasure map on the back of the declaration of independence.


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Your honor I was being Ratatouilled at the time


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