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welcome to my underworld where it gets quite dark • she/her • 29 • half stan account, half shitpost account

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All gender is a performance and all the world is a stage. Stay woke.

So you admit that it's a performance?



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I know it’s annoying when we say "Everything is an ADHD symptom." But you have to understand the plot twist: We spent 30 years thinking we were just unique, quirky, or lazy. Then we find out our sleeping habits, our eating patterns, and even the way we sit in chairs are…


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ADHD is this but every day

Each year you get three Loser Days where nothing works out and you decide to not do anything about it and just succumb to punishment. Use them wisely



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because of me bitch who asked you???

Why didn't the engineer make a straight road directly 🤔

Indemosyd's tweet image. Why didn't the engineer make a straight road directly 🤔


just found out jan is four months older than me


this is the first time I’ve unmuted a video of him oh my god how are you gonna look like that and also sound like Kermit the frog

Miller: I praise god every day that Donald Trump is our president and we've gone from 30% inflation, 20 million illegals, unlimited refugees, violent crime in our cities to security in our city's, no illegals, no more refugees and finally a country that puts American citizens…



I made mini cheesecakes for the potluck at work and went to pack up the leftovers at the end of the day and they were ALL GONE. I was so happy lol


why’s bro turning into this

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Sen. Cruz says a kid asked a “viciously antisemitic question” at a TPUSA event. Then says a different kid asked “such an antisemitic question, it was filled with lies, every word of the question was a lie, including and, but, and the.”



being so close to so much water probably reminds her of tying for 5th place too much

Gaines: Figured I would come back to New York City one more time before it goes full-blown commie



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my new album luck...or something is out on feb 20th ✨ so much love, late night anxiety and a little chaos went into making this album - hoping you see yourself in here the way I have 🪩🍒 I love you and excited is the largest understatement. psssst ... you can pre-order it…

HilaryDuff's tweet image. my new album luck...or something is out on feb 20th ✨ so much love, late night anxiety and a little chaos went into making this album - hoping you see yourself in here the way I have 🪩🍒 I love you and excited is the largest understatement.  

psssst ... you can pre-order it…

I’m closer in age to my coworkers mom than I am to my coworker


I know I’m dumb but I watched the Brady bunch a lot when I was real little and thought it was a recent show but no this shit really is from 1969 damn my mom was 2 and my dads family didn’t have a color tv yet


my mango is to blow up and act like I don’t know nobody har har har har


I DONT WANT TO TALK TO A ROBOT I DONT NEED HELP FROM THE ROBOT LET ME WORK IN PEACE

Microsoft’s AI chief, Mustafa Suleyman, says he’s mind-blown by the negative reactions to Copilot and other AI features in Windows: “Jeez there so many cynics! It cracks me up when I hear people call AI underwhelming. (...) The fact that people are unimpressed that we can have a…

PopBase's tweet image. Microsoft’s AI chief, Mustafa Suleyman, says he’s mind-blown by the negative reactions to Copilot and other AI features in Windows:

“Jeez there so many cynics! It cracks me up when I hear people call AI underwhelming. (...) The fact that people are unimpressed that we can have a…
PopBase's tweet image. Microsoft’s AI chief, Mustafa Suleyman, says he’s mind-blown by the negative reactions to Copilot and other AI features in Windows:

“Jeez there so many cynics! It cracks me up when I hear people call AI underwhelming. (...) The fact that people are unimpressed that we can have a…


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anyone have any songs that sound like this

moveimemo's tweet image. anyone have any songs that sound like this


rewatching 7th heaven after a few years I forgot about jimmy fucking moon


crazy how you people think you know everything about another person after one out of context tweet


oooooo I want this so bad

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I don’t have my meds and I forgot my soda at work and I want to cry


watching a ghost hunting video my son: mom! this is the hotel where taylor swift filmed her video!


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