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just watching this thing fall apart

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How to make a Winter Tree


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Each year will get worse and worse because of the ecosystem collapse which will generate more fascism and desperation including massive global migrations, food shortages and the like but that doesn’t mean you can’t drive in comfort with the new Ford Escalade! It’s almost over!


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what do you call a fish with no eyes a fih


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SHAMWOW!


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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller MAR 3,1944

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Cry Macho used de-aging technology to make Clint Eastwood look 114


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Alvin & The Chipmunks 5: What’s The Squeakuency, Kenneth


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Well it looks like the U.S.A’s 15 year war against the Taliban was for naught. A trillion dollars and many lives later it’s all gone wrong and that’s why Monsanto in conjunction with Best Buy is offering a GMO stalk of corn with bluetooth speakers. Even we don’t understand.


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The polar caps are melting, and ice sheets the size of cities are also perishing. The world is warming to certain death and 7-11 has your back! The king size slushee can’t stop our inevitable demise but it sure can quench your thirst! 7 flavors. Drink up. It’s almost over.


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Shout out to Bryan Adams with his fingers all bloody from the shitty guitar he bought at the 5 and Dime and whatnot.


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Please stop calling Donald Trump "a Mob boss." Mob bosses are cold-blooded, strategic, effective, and profitable. Trump's the whinging Daddy's Boy of a Mob front who, once on his own, WENT BROKE SELLING STEAKS, BOOZE, AND GAMBLING. Trump is the boss of nothing.


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Wait you're saying that the POTUS who was impeached for attempting to cheat in an election and then announced he was going to cheat in the election and was installed in the first place by cheating in the election may have cheated in the election?🤔


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Sluggo Says...

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Who are you going to listen to: the world's scientists, or 70s pop singer 'Meatloaf'


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The Spy Kids are given gushers filled with cyanide to take in case their mission gets compromised


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They’ll attack the truth-tellers, accuse them of anything at all, because playing defense takes energy. They’ll use whataboutism to distract from their crimes. Keep following the money and repeating the truth.


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Its like if early Stray Cats-era Brian Setzer did steroids, stopped working out and then put on David Byrne’s “Stop Making Sense” suit.

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