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Damn I miss this guy. Wendel was just the perfect dog. Loved all people, loved kids, loved dogs, and loved Halloween.

dylan_random's tweet image. Damn I miss this guy.  Wendel was just the perfect dog. Loved all people, loved kids, loved dogs, and loved Halloween.
dylan_random's tweet image. Damn I miss this guy.  Wendel was just the perfect dog. Loved all people, loved kids, loved dogs, and loved Halloween.
dylan_random's tweet image. Damn I miss this guy.  Wendel was just the perfect dog. Loved all people, loved kids, loved dogs, and loved Halloween.

Watched The Witch and Practical Magic back-to-back, which I can only describe as emotional whiplash


This is the first I've heard of the Utah Mammoth name, which I guess demonstrates how close I've been paying attention to hockey these days.


Lol, the hell are they doing on Northmount Drive between Carol and 19th St. now. #yyc


The weekly Wednesday doggy daycare protest. "I'm not going, and you can't make me"

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The new War of the Worlds on Prime was like watching Hollywood give Amazon a hand job.


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Paramount execs watching South Park

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My bro feels the need to smuggle a bag of Skittles into the theatre in a condom shoved up his arse like we're running drugs across the border, and I just walk in with a Starbucks in one hand and a bagged sandwich in the other like it's my living room. This is why I work alone


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Literally spit out a drink LMAO 🤣

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1.) I had the tiniest little ant-sized @DairyQueen Blizzard tonight and I feel like absolute garbage. Thanks, edible oil food-like sugar bomb. 2.) "Superman Cake Batter Cookie Dough"?! Really?? "Kryptonite" was RIGHT THERE!!


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This Hank Aaron tribute is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen at a professional sporting event. Wow.

From MLB

JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH review: Should have gone to F1 instead.


Props to the grandma in front of us who took her two, I dunno, 7-8 year olds to see 28 Years Later. 👍


I'm back for the Elon meltdown


dylanrandom.bsky.social Looking at winding this service down


While in hospice, my neighbour said to his wife, son, and dog, "I know I'm dying, but I'm sure going to miss you guys." He died on Wednesday of cancer, and I've been thinking about those words all day. Fuuuck.


I've missed the entrance to the Gulf Canada Square parkade every single time since they removed the CPR train.


I don't care if you're in costume, not in costume; I don't care if you're a 26-year-old out with your friends just looking for some fun - I've got candy for everybody. But I ain't answering the fucking door at 4: 30. GTFOH.


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