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Andrea

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Mom to two. Counselor to 300.

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I wish a foreign country would come and capture Trump in the middle of the night.


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For those keeping track: Trump has torn down a third of the White House, illegally put his name on a national monument, and is working overtime to cover up for a sex trafficker for some reason 🤔. But still no word on lowering grocery, healthcare, and housing prices.


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theres no bigger test of patience than typing your fucking email address in on a tv with the remote


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idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women


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When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted. Turns out that is 9 pm.


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I take issue with today’s Wordle. Clearly intended as a streak buster.


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I am still doing Wordle and today’s word was beyond stupid.


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so Wordl just said “we’re gonna blow out everybody’s winning streak today”


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Just tried coconut water. I’m literally begging you guys to stop lying to me


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I don't understand how conservatives can be confused about Kamala having 2 races in one person while simultaneously worshipping a 3 persons-in-1 God.


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A dating app but it's just one picture of someone's bookshelves, one of their usual grocery haul, one of their pets, and one their thermostat


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I hate 4 way stops cuz everybody stupid


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when a man only has like 3 photos of himself in the last 10 years and theyre all kinda bad thats literally just how u know hes normal. u absolutely do not want the alternative


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idk y’all

corey_cubs's tweet image. idk y’all

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3 years ago today, Anthony Rizzo struck out Freddie Freeman 🤣

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I hate it when I'm at work and someone asks "are you at free at the moment?". Please expand further so I can know if I'm free or not.


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people will literally put you through HELL and then act like you’re the problem because of how you react to what they have done to you.


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If your church can afford a foot washing commercial for the Superbowl it should be pay taxes. Like a lot of taxes.


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The best part of getting old is becoming the target demographic for the Super Bowl halftime show


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No I’m not.

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