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If you were waiting for SP1, it's here today! All of the beginner content for my T-SQL course is published, totaling ~23 hours of content across 69 modules: training.erikdarling.com/view/courses/l…

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color me shocked: "Zig leadership puts the blame on Microsoft's growing AI-first priorities and declining engineering quality." slashdot.org/story/25/12/03…

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not sure what all the fuss about vector is in sql server 2025. we were all getting along just fine with soundex and difference functions 😤

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today officially marks 25 years of developers being misinformed about table variables.

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