arjun
@errjun7
Anti-Offender | I take offense on people getting offended
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There’s nothing worse than someone who throws big words around because they want to look perspicacious.
We have brains so we can work out our problems. Unfortunately, we mostly use them to make more.
I am realising I'm not half as sarcastic as I used to be before Corona. I need to do something about it.
Even the people who seem like they’re good for nothing can give you happiness when you push them down the stairs.
You’re supposed to feel protected when a cop drives by, but I just get paranoid.
Fining you is taxing you for doing the wrong thing. Taxing you is fining you for doing everything right.
My drunken mind wants to dance, but my body keeps reminding it that I’m an awkward brown guy.
To make a man happy, you have to understand him a lot and love him a little. To love a woman, you have to love her a lot and never try to understand her.
If you don’t bother to consider looks, intelligence, charisma, money, or success, I’m basically the same as George Clooney.
The weirdest thing about men is that when they say they’re fine, they actually mean it.
The way I love is a lot like communism. It goes out to everyone, and it’s only good theoretically.
Everything i love is unhealthy, addicting, or has me put up in her blocked contacts list.
One of the toughest decision I make daily is when I find a killer joke that's hella offensive, and I have to look up my friend's list to see who do I share good enough chemistry with to share this kinda joke.
When someone says 'I Love You', we think they mean the same thing as we do when we say 'I Love You'
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