FordNayShun 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓎 or a Pair-a-Dime(s)?

My #DollarStoreGovt principles: 1/ climate change isn't real, but we pretend we believe in it to appease people smarter than our supporters. 2/ safety, health, labour, & environmental rules affecting profits are "red tape" 3/ we'll do a photo op every day, at taxpayer's expense

Tomorrow, speed cameras will be a thing of the past, thanks to me & my #DollarStoreGovt. We don't support this cash grab on people want to drive fast in places like school zones. We're now looking at eliminating fines levied on tickets issued by Police. That's a cash grab too.

Today, #DollarStoreGovt Minister @PBethlenfalvy delivered our 2025 Fall Economic Statement. Our plan to enrich our pals & donors is to build a more resilient & lucrative "contract economy" so we can attract more money while doing SFA to keep costs down for Ontario families.

Some people are criticizing me for sticking my nose into international trade talks with USA. Other folks appreciate me though, why I even heard one pundit say "he's a perfect example of the Dunning-Kruger effect". I don't know what that compliment means, but I'll take it.

This week, I attended the annual Durham Regional Police Appreciation Dinner to tap the brave men & women who put their lives on the line to protect our communities, for a cheesy insincere #DollarStoreGovt photo op. I'll bet the younger ones don't know about my seedy past.

Ontario‘s ad was intended to initiate a conversation about what a tough guy I am. I pissed away millions & screwed up trade talks that were moving ahead. I've always been a bully & a tough guy & I want to make a run for PM some day, & I'm stupid enough to think this will help me

I'm banning speed cameras in Ontario to stop the cash grab from drivers & taxpayers. Instead, I've found a new way to use them. Cameras will be connected to a checkered flag & will still record speeds, but we plan to send cash bonuses to those with the highest speeds each day.

Hulk Hogan was one of the best entertainers with millions of fans around the world. I’ll never forget his arm wrestle with my brother Rob. What I liked about him was how he convinced gullible rubes to support Trump. The same caliber of dummies support me every election.

It was great to visit Taste of Lawrence, Scarborough’s largest street festival & enjoy the culture & community that makes Ontario such a great place to call home. They couldn't do this without me. As you'll notice, I'm in every photo in this bs #DollarStoreGovt photo op.

Today, Premier @ABDanielleSmith & I signed an historic agreement comprised of vacuous blather. Smith supports separatists, but I'll do a #DollarStoreGovt photo op with anybody. I pretend to be a federal politician but I'm no good at it, so I thought, I'll try being a cowboy.

I met Texas Secretary of State @SecJaneNelson while in Calgary. I'll tap anyone I can for a cheesy #DollarStoreGovt photo op, especially if it includes a free lunch. Texans voted for Trump despite climate change & DOGE cuts being a factor in the devastating flood's outcomes.

It was a pleasure to join members of @liuna183 at their annual Charity Golf Classic. They raised more than $1.5 million for charities across the Greater Toronto Area, but don't care about other public sector union members that I've crapped on, or they wouldn't be seen with me.

We’re investing $155 million to launch 57 new community surgical & diagnostic centres, starting with the Schroeder Ambulatory Centre in Richmond Hill.  These centres will help us slowly phase in private for-profit healthcare so more pals & donors can get on our PC gravy train

It was great to join in the celebrations at York Pride, which is marking its 25th anniversary this year. Me & my #DollarStoreGovt wouldn't go anywhere near pride stuff in the past, but we're thinking we may need some votes from them next election, hence this BS photo op.

The Ontario Association of Chiefs of Police Conference were honoured this morning when I showed up & tapped them for another stupid #DollarStoreGovt photo op. I thank our women & men in uniform for the sacrifices they make to protect us & for keeping me clean in the 80s.

Today, we celebrated the grand opening of Eisai Inc. Mississauga, which is strengthening our plan to build Ontario’s world-class life sciences sector & good jobs in the community. We don't usually believe in science stuff, but I'll tap anyone for a #DollarStoreGovt photo op.

Thank you to @ONFireChiefs for the chance to tap you for one of my #DollarStoreGovt photo ops at today’s conference and trade show. Ontario firefighters put their lives on the line to protect our communities & I will always try using you in my photo ops, to make me look good.

I've taken a break from my "pretending I'm Prime Minister of Canada" activities on American TV, to visit the storm ravaged Orillia area. I managed to exploit some poor buggers there for a cheesy #DollarStoreGovt photo op. Stuff like fixing healthcare can wait. @orilliamatters

Folks, you may have noticed my cabinet picks on the news recently. One I'm really proud of is Mike Harris Jr. Me & my #DollarStoreGovt are lucky country rubes helped ensure his re-election even though he didn't bother to attend debates or talk to the press during the election.

It was great to be back at the Toronto Sportsmen’s Show, one of the best fishing & hunting expos in the country! I wore my OPP shirt because I like how the cops have to suck up to me now, despite my 1980s "business" activities. I encourage everyone to get outdoors & explore Ont.

Hi folks. I've been travelling around the USA on your dime, & appearing on American TV, pretending that I have the authority to make international trade deals. Thanks for paying for really expensive hotels & meals. I also appreciate those of you distracted by my shenanigans.