If you have ideas for me to tweet please use #fuckcode tag, I'll find and retweet
I'm teaching my cat to write software... then I hope to get it to apply at @Facebook for a senior software engineer position #fuckcode
Oh the new binary code obfuscation #software just arrived, I think this means we'll be in business for 1 more year ! #fuckcode
Today's adrian bug: When subtracting a second, make sure your code is "tv_sec--;", not "tv_usec--". This is a public service announcement.
I'll never retire, I'll just move up the ladder and pretend to know what I'm talking about, just need to be very assertive #fuckcode
I've been #programming in the industry for 15 years... and some #opensource kid is trying to tell me my code sucks now. What bs #fuckcode
I wipe my ass with #CodingStyle #software guidelines everyday. Who needs that!? Freaking nazis... #gosh #fuckcode
Another #hardware issue... I'm going to simply disguise this #software #workaround as a new enhancement and never document this #brilliant!
Spaghetti code is so much more clean and efficient than recursive code #software #recursion
No one understands my #software at work, its a horrible mess on purpose though: Job security! #awesome Yay me
NASA lost a $ 125 million orbiter because one team was not using the metric system ! #fail ... goo.gl/fb/G8tJ9
I think I'm going to vomit and then commit that code. Then I'm going to celebrate and get a bonus #fuckcode
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