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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
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I need to delete pictures on my phone but I'm such a photo hoarder, like I never know when this pic could come in handy I can't delete that
reasons i want to look GOOD: • for myself • for myself • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts • for myself
do u have those ppl that you’d go anywhere with unconditionally, like they could say “lets go check out that dumpster” & u’d be like “im in”
when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
If u smoke u die, if u drink u die, if u eat u die, if u love u die..no matter what u die. So do whateva u want homie cuz u gon die anyways
I always want to be a nice person, but literally every time I try, it backfires. The Lord wants me to be a bitch. Okay.
i hate when people flirt with the person i like like stay in ur lane bitch
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