Arriving late for work only to take 20 smoke breaks and look at Google Maps before leaving early
looking at photos of myself at my lowest weight like its my dead wife
I used to fear the black mold in my apartment bathroom but now I understand it. It’s here to help me. It’s here to make me feel good.
sometimes i struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies
Succesfully wasted the first week of 2026
Today is hard for me because I don’t like endings or beginnings or doing any reflection
what’s a positive thought for beginners? I’ve been getting into optimism lately
Merry Xmas to everyone apart from blokes who propose to their Mrs on Christmas Day
gentle reminder not to think about your life for even a single second especially at a time like this
Wake up kids. You won't believe what the elf on the shelf has done for his final trick. Drank all those peach Jubels in the fridge then spewed all over the couch. Grrr so flipping annoying
had a moment washing dishes where i believed maybe for the first time ever that so long as i’m alive, i get to try again and do it differently, and it made me genuinely weep. then i picked up my phone and hopped between instagram and tiktok for 2 hours
they call it the Dec 15-19th challenge. its where u try not to kill urself for the whole week of Dec 15-19th. #challenge
Daily Affirmations! - That runny nose is your cerebral spinal fluid leaking - Your chest pain is a heart attack - The tingling in your arm is actually a blood clot - Forgot what you walked into the room for? Early-onset dementia
When I close my eyes and try to picture an apple, I see a rapid montage of everything that could ever exist
United States Trends
- 1. Shakur N/A
- 2. #UFC325 N/A
- 3. Volk N/A
- 4. Keyshawn N/A
- 5. Tank N/A
- 6. Happy Black History Month N/A
- 7. #boxing N/A
- 8. Conor Benn N/A
- 9. Haney N/A
- 10. Connor Storrie N/A
- 11. Keon N/A
- 12. #RING6 N/A
- 13. #Toonami N/A
- 14. Ortiz N/A
- 15. Kings N/A
- 16. #Mashle N/A
- 17. Taylor Rehmet N/A
- 18. Schroder N/A
- 19. Cavs N/A
- 20. Hunter N/A
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