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It’s quite weird how we’ve made it so we have one month of eating chocolates and pulling crackers and playing games, and then go immediately into a month of being skint and drinking water in the freezing cold. Feels like there should be a transition month in between.
Today we're remembering former #ThreeLions player and manager, Terry Venables, on what would've been his 83rd birthday ❤️
I’m so old I still wish people happy new year early “in case the phones aren’t working later!”
It’s a big few days for crisps in bowls across Britain.
22nd December summed up in a photo: a fridge full of food and a Chinese takeaway for dinner.
The weirdest thing about Christmas is how we all food shop as if the supermarkets will be closed for a fortnight from Christmas Eve onwards.
“Are you free for a quick meeting this afternoon?” “No, I’m afraid I’ll be eating mince pies in my pyjamas until January.”
I haven’t got much ‘get up and go’, but I have lashings of ‘sit down and stay’.
I said “If I don’t see you before have a good Christmas!” to someone this morning, and I just saw them again. Mortified to be honest.
Universal Studios UK is officially GO!
We are entering the “just a few bits and bobs left to get!” part of December. I will be replying with this to everyone asking me if I’m “ready for Christmas” even though the truth is that I still have MANY bits and bobs left to get.
Dividing your emails into these two main categories: 1. Okay, I’d better sort that out asap. 2. Sounds like a January problem to me.
“Why are you having two lunches?" “It's Christmas!” “Why are you drinking Baileys at 10am?” “It's Christmas!” “All you've done today is watch films” “It's Christmas!” “You've eaten a whole tub of individually wrapped chocolates” “It's Christmas!” “Have you started your…
Just got off my flight in Perth. Been saving for years and traveled a long long way. So excited! I have tickets for days 3,4 and 5 of the first test in the Ashes!
A family member just asked me what I’d like for Christmas, so of course I said, “oh don’t worry about me, don’t get me anything!” Which is the most unhelpful and frustrating answer I could possibly give. ☺️👍
England cricket fans at 6am England cricket fans at 9.45am
Moving forward as one. The #ThreeLions have qualified for the 2026 @FIFAWorldCup! 🏆
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