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matt charles⭐️

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freelance writer sketch comedian washed up smash player @TGR_SMASH @TapUltimate

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Definitely on the edge of greatness

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i love these turkeys (@harrisongordo13 )


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14 words followed by 14 letters, totalling 88 letters in all These are not good people

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These are not good people


Harrison Gordon seemed great, wish I could have been at that one lmao


Being in a family of actors must rule, nobody ever wants to help le rehearse


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at the Silverstein concert leaning to the guy next to me and saying "I hope he plays A Boy Named Sue"


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He forgot about pim :(

Leave an empty seat at the table today for Charlie



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She just told us that she plans on being a musician. She said “Here’s a song I wrote” and played Footloose by Kenny Loggins. She keeps insisting that she wrote and performed it. I don’t think that’s true, Jamaican Masterpiece.

My uncle brought his new girlfriend to Thanksgiving dinner. She’s half his age and refers to herself in the third person as “Jamaican Masterpiece”. She is a white woman who has never been to Jamaica. I don’t know her real name because my uncle also calls her Jamaican Masterpiece.



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okay maybe people were right to say her last album was maga

The idea which Taylor had that Hitler was just a simple demagogue who played on normal German paranoias and cannot be seen as the obvious cause of WWII is just plainly delusional



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My fav part of this documentary is when they say more kids recognize ronald mcdonald than jesus christ

Just seen this. Wow. Did not realise McDonalds was bad for you

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two letterboxd oomfs just logged the same movie at the same time #noticing

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reminder that they can’t pardon the turkey for state level crimes


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ex texting me after months of no contact on Thanksgiving

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My mutuals on this website once informed me that for a time a very popular genre of One Direction fan fiction was stories where a girl - the narrator, presumably - got sold into slavery to the band.

women in their 40s touch themselves to shit like this and it scares me



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Happy thanksgiving to all who celebrate correctly

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at thanksgiving dinner with her family and her younger brother says "so you've got some pretty big tweets huh? I've seen you pop up on my feed before" please matthew don't look at my last tweet


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WHAT

Twitter officially kills off favorites and replaces them with likes theverge.com/2015/11/3/9661…

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Breaking Bad is one of my all time favorite shows, but please don't call it gritty. Homicide: Life On The Streets is gritty. Breaking Bad is a show with silent twin assassins, exploding wheelchairs and car trunk turrets.


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I apparently drunk texted the Pluribus phone number last night

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