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oops, sorry equality is cramping your style ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ she/her - my opinions are not necessarily those of my employer

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Thank u mom

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Just told my boss โ€œThat sounds exhausting. Sounds like you have about 100 balls to be jigglingโ€ JIGGLING???? Are you kidding me???? Anyways. Anyone hiring ๐Ÿ˜ญ


At Remyโ€™s restaurant you donโ€™t get the chefโ€™s special, you get a special chef


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One minute youโ€™re young and carefree and the next youโ€™re the person who falls asleep on the couch after dinner and says โ€œI was just resting my eyes for a minute."


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"Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone."

_TommyMason's tweet image. "Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone."

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BREAKING: horrific loss and damage as 50 million people are displaced by climate chaos in Pakistan ๐Ÿงต #LossAndDamage


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Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologuesโ€”attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.


having anxiety is spending the last two years tweeting directly to your drafts and revisiting them once a month to see if theyโ€™re funny enough to actually tweet but deciding each time that theyโ€™re not


Only people who eat soup will understandโ€”do not try to understand if you do not eat soup Drinking cold water during/after eating soup Again, if you do not get it, it is likely that you donโ€™t eat soup


Canโ€™t stop thinking about the time a gas station attendant sympathetically asked Hannah if she was โ€œgoin in or coming outโ€ of a work shift because she was wearing an T&T Mart Animal Crossing tshirt


I use a 2-in-1 Shampoo Conditioner. There. I said it. I am ashamed, sure, but do you know how fast my showers are? So fast. Think of the environment.


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academia should consider changing "et al." to "& besties"


Live by the email, die by the email ๐Ÿ˜”


My favorite thing about zoom is seeing all the books behind my professors and wondering how Iโ€™m going to cultivate that aesthetic in my office when the last book I read was Metamorphosis six years ago


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