incorrect junhan
@incorrectjunhan
i can certify this is 100% correct. mostly tumblr posts...
Potrebbero piacerti
jeonghan: *kisses junhui's neck* junhui: w-what is this? jeonghan: love. junhui: disgusting... jeonghan: do you want me to- junhui: yes, do it again.
junhui: c'mon bro. taking pain is easy. junhui: you just have to imagine that every bruise is a hickey from the universe. junhui: that's what i do. jeonghan: does that mean i am your universe? junhui:
junhui: where’s my fucking phone? jeonghan: jun, there are kids around. could you say it nicer? junhui: my apologies. junhui: may i ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking phone?
GUYS I'VE JUST SEEN WE REACHED 200 FOLLOWERS THANK YOU SO MUCH!
junhui: yes, i'm catholic. i've been addicted to cats through my whole life.
jeonghan: i know you snuck out last night, junhui. junhui, internally: play dumb! junhui: who's junhui?
jeonghan: i need you to swear— junhui: fuck! jeonghan: i meant like, promise...
jeonghan: i'm totally into dark humour. junhui: *turns the lights off* wanna hear a joke?
i just want to say i've just read your fanfic and i'm dying BECAUSE IT'S SO CUTE :((( I REALLY LOVE IT
junhui: how's named the asshole of the galaxy? jeonghan: please no— junhui: it's urANUS!
junhui: are you in love? jeonghan: no, i'm in bed.
junhui: you spent our entire life savings on dogs? jeonghan: they’re golden retrievers, junnie. they retrieve GOLD! jeonghan: i did this for us.
interviewer: let's talk about romance. are there any girls in the picture? junhui, leaning forward seriously: tell me every aspect of my personality that made you assume i was straight so i can change it immediately.
jeonghan: i'll have a martini. dry. junhui, staring at all the liquid ingredients: i don’t know how to tell you this.
junhui: wait you like me??? for my personality?? jeonghan: i know, i was surprised too.
jeonghan: what is your favourite position in bed? junhui: near the wall so i can use my phone while it's charging.
junhui: fuck you. jeonghan: is that an insult or a to do list?
jeonghan: you have great legs. junhui: thanks, i've been running away from my problems.
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