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"She told me she's a naughty girl in need of punishing." "so what'd you do?" "install windows 10 on her work laptop". #tech #SF #programming
Oh wow you have some token Asians just like my company has token Minorities too! Oh wait we hire on merit #tech #SF
a: Algorithmic trading seems so soulless. You're just profiting off others' labor. b: That's exactly why I'm doing it #tech #SF #programming
a: "H1B visas for foreign workers are like our version of cheap illegal Mexican labor" #buildthewall #MAGA #tech #SF #coding #programming
"I hate coders. how would u like it if your job got automated?" "Ha good thing there's literally a proof it can't be" #SF #tech #programming
a: how will people feed their families if we keep on automating their jobs? b: eh the planet's overpopulated anyway #SF #tech #programming
a: I swear even though all I did was a boot camp I can code well, college dont matter b: why are you wasting my time? #SF #tech #programming
a: I get that these people are mad that their buses don't have wifi, but it's not like attacking ours will change anything #SF #tech #coding
"why the fuck is it so hard to get a job when I ace the interview" "because you wear Trump gear around the HR lady with neon hair" #coding
a: Black friday is like an IPO for poor people #coding #technology #SF #tech #programming
"you don't contribute to society""Ive never met a chick whos as hot as her IG, as happy as her FB, or as funny as her twitter implies" #code
Belfort did it with Finance. Shkreli did it with pharma. How the fuck do I become the wolf of silicon valley? #tech #engineering #SF #coding
"just go up and tell her you work at google. worst case scenario is you have a 50% chance of losing 50% of your net worth." #engineering #SF
200 years ago people tried to make coal-powered cars. Tesla figured out the secret was to change it to electricity first. #engineering #SF
a: you offered the intern only $21 an hour? did you get dropped as a child on your head? repeatedly? #coding #softwaredev #engineering #SF
5000 years ago vegans were just people who couldn't domesticate animals or hunt. This city de-evolved. #coding #softwaredev #engineering #SF
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