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We’ve been putting in that work. The harvest is now


What happened to house parties



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Now that I have graded every snap Baker Mayfield will take in the 2025 season, I can draw some conclusions. First of all, his average game grade after he tore his oblique was 2.7. He was clearly much worse than his incredible 3.8 average in the first 6 games, but it’s still…

JoeA_NFL's tweet image. Now that I have graded every snap Baker Mayfield will take in the 2025 season, I can draw some conclusions. 

First of all, his average game grade after he tore his oblique was 2.7. He was clearly much worse than his incredible 3.8 average in the first 6 games, but it’s still…

Couldn’t agree more, Barstool Sports

If Mahomes did this you’d never hear the end of it



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But maybe I’m a parent


Here’s the thing Parents are a fucking disaster


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Bama fans haven't been this upset since the outcome of Brown v. Board


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fuckin hate How It's Made man

5 seasons and not ONE major character dies



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I am not acknowledging any of these bowl “victories” over the SEC. Here’s why the SEC’s bowl record, to the untrained eye, looks bad The SEC schedule is the most grueling gauntlet ever seen in sports. It’s an absolutely miracle these teams are even still standing after beating…


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As someone who makes less than 20% of this I’m outraged and wish they would tax me more so they can tax this guy less

Imagine making $433k in Tyler Texas

VladTheInflator's tweet image. Imagine making $433k in Tyler Texas


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[while my wife opens up her christmas present] remember when you said we needed milk


Get this AI slop off my timeline

I love Baker Mayfield so much, but what in the world was he looking at? Why throw this ball?



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Round 1: The Moment 🔊


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One of my favourite videos of all time is this Edmonton police dog that had enough time to play in the snow before catching the bad guy


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so it didn't work

Just stumbled on this incredible handrail

BiancoDavinci's tweet image. Just stumbled on this incredible handrail


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Daytime napping is associated with a larger total brain volume.

NTFabiano's tweet image. Daytime napping is associated with a larger total brain volume.

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Joel Klatt was once a Cinderella. His 2005 Colorado team was 7-4 entering the Big 12 Championship against 11-0 Texas. They lost 70-3 so you can see why he hates Cinderellas.

Fox Sports’ Analyst Joel Klatt takes aim at the NCAA tournament 😳

YahooSports's tweet image. Fox Sports’ Analyst Joel Klatt takes aim at the NCAA tournament 😳


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Underrated Movie Villain: Old Man Marley - Had multiple chances to talk to Kevin and death stared him - Didn’t put 2+2 together that the McCallister’s were on vacation and think it was odd their 8 year old was home alone - His scare tactics at the store resulted in Kevin…

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Old Man Marley

- Had multiple chances to talk to Kevin and death stared him
- Didn’t put 2+2 together that the McCallister’s were on vacation and think it was odd their 8 year old was home alone
- His scare tactics at the store resulted in Kevin…

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