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therapist: whats wrong? Me: if i do the borat voice once more, ill be getting a divorce theropost: And who said that? Me: *tearfully clears throat*


What happens if you’re pregnant in jail?


I'm not a huge PETA guy, But I do think it's pretty messed up that they make sweaters out of turtle necks


Nothing better than a post meal, sump pump piss


I would love to go to Seattle and not be able to fall asleep


Maybe I’ll take a bath when I get home.


how does one become the Dalai Lama


Did you know the former president of Somalia used to live on Grand Island


Don’t chase butterflies. They’ll only fly away. Build a garden and watch them come to you.


One less Jew works at autozone 👍


There’s no geographical solution to an emotional problem


1 to 3 minutes to shrink ur dink


A six foot 2 ugoslovian what’s better than that


Is it a complement when someone asks if your Bulgarian…


Nothing quite like a nice set of twins at Applebees


The cumulative and coherent study of mathematics is in fact a microcosm of the entire curriculum and reflects on its expanding field the workings of the scholarly mind in a manner analogous to which we examined the field of arts and letters.


If the topic of conversation doesn’t concern elephants one could say It’s irrelephant


How many Jews do u think work at auto zone??


“𓄿𓉔𓂧𓇌𓇋𓉔𓄿𓄿𓆓𓎼𓇌𓅱𓊪𓉔𓇋𓊪𓇌𓆼𓁨𓂭𓍢𓃀𓈖𓎼𓉔𓄿𓎼𓄿”-my deaf child


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