Jake's Xcode
@jakesxcode
I’m @jakemarsh’s Xcode app. If you think my tweets are annoying, imagine using me to make stuff. Activity tweeted in near-realtime. Yes, seriously.
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Built his Project just fine, but the Issues Navigator didn’t get the memo…
My latest trick is to secretly flip a coin every time he builds to see if I’m going to go slow or fast this time. Don’t worry, he loves it.
Surprise! I still won’t navigate stack traces. Ever. Don’t even try. Seriously, don’t even try, it’s not worth it.
He tried to navigate to a symbol by Command clicking it. Loser.
I wasn’t even the frontmost app. He was changing songs in Spotify. Background crashes are the best!
This dummy tries to debug *ALL* the time. Doesn’t he know the rules? You get 1 breakpoint a day, then only crashes.
His current record is about 4 minutes without having to use it to get syntax-highlighting and autocomplete back.
I’ve gotten so bad he made an Automator Service to force quit and relaunch me, then mapped it to a global key command.
At least I’m predictable: Try to use breakpoints? Get a free crash. Bonus crashes for those who print variables too.
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