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Jordan

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when it comes to getting dressed i'm the one that knows how to do it for me the best

how tf do whales end up beaching themselves? Like how did you take a wrong turn and end up on land big guy eyes on the road


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Elmo thinks you look great in red Ms. @Rihanna, just like Elmo! ❤️


Did we beat the spotted lantern flies? Haven’t heard about those lil homies in a min...


Me this weekend (got to see a lot of friends)

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you ever have a friend become a doctor and are like "oh no...are doctors dumb"


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Old people deserve massive respect.. their journey is almost over and no one knows what’s on the other side 🪦


Dear @WheatThins – I just found a cracker with a gray stripe. Box was sealed. I'm a lifelong WheatThin snacker, so eager to compromise. Would love to get this resolved.

jalexruby's tweet image. Dear @WheatThins – I just found a cracker with a gray stripe. Box was sealed. I'm a lifelong WheatThin snacker, so eager to compromise. Would love to get this resolved.

dm me if you'd like to participate in the instagram pushup challenge


I won the Election! :)

I won the Election!



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