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ICE Cold Fact: No matter what you say or do.. SOMEBODY is gonna have a problem with it.
MOTHERS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL BEINGS ON THE PLANET
If you are a new parent and are nervous, don’t worry, there are millions of people on social media who love to tell you what to do and what you might already be doing wrong! You’ll be fine!
if I say "I could eat" we’ve got about 32 minutes tops before I am flat out a different person
Shout out to the husbands who know your Starbucks order by heart, do the dishes without asking, consider themselves a co-parent instead of a babysitter, and know when you need a break before you do. They’re the real MVP's.
Imagine not having anxiety? That shit sounds peaceful as hell
the human has made quite the sandwich for lunch. but when i placed my chin on their knee. and looked up at them softly. they only offered me. a piece of lettuce. nobody talk to me. for the rest of the day
Me: With public pools not opening yet, we should buy one of those above ground swimming pools for the summer. Husband: No way. Me *Surprises husband with a brand new above ground swimming pool for Father’s Day*
online shopping for 3 hours and then closing all the tabs and not buying anything is one of my favorite hobbies
I just don’t think I’ve recovered from Elliot leaving law & order SVU yet.
Shout out to all of the amazing teachers doing everything they can to continue teaching during the quarantine. You are heroes.
i can’t even remember what we used to talk about before coronavirus
Comps: please limit spectators to 1 per dancer Dance parents: WTF STUDIO OWNER, YOU ARE THE WORST, WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO SAY TO MY SECOND COUSIN TWICE REMOVED’S UNCLES STEPSON?!?! This studio is the worst. I can’t believe you. SO: *sips coffee* ahh. Another lovely day
The anxiety I’m experiencing over the possibility of dance comps getting cancelled/ my own recital having to be cancelled is WORSE than the thought of actually getting Corona at this point 😭
you don’t leave your house or interact with anyone outside your immediate family and wonder why you’re depressed
the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together
Me at 9am: *eats one scrambled egg white and half a banana* Me at 9pm: *shoveling cold Mac n cheese straight from the pot into my mouth with a ladle and washing it down with beer*
Mothering small children is part being relieved about staying home all day and part lamenting that you don't get the leave the house.
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