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Jared Nipper

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Where is James Cameron in all of this


It’s ok to burn a few bridges. It fertilizes the soil


Merry Christmas to everyone except people who get the boss a gift


Thanksgiving at the mechanic is Mother’s Day at a restaurant


Leslie Jordan 😢 I was his waiter for brunch once in 2015. He is even more charming in person. A Chattanooga (and nationwide) treasure


The downside of being in a healthy relationship is that I can’t relate to blues music


It’s not my water! I was holding it for a friend!


The best part about giving a gift is when they check the bag to see if there is anything else and it’s empty


I don’t trust anyone that can tell if a dish has vanilla extract


This is going to be great for comedy


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BREAKING: Basil Marceaux announces last minute candidacy for president of earth #marceauxkeely2020

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If you put both the Stanley Cup and the World Series trophies in Tampa Bay they will break off into the Gulf


Some parents got so emotionally invested in little league games but now that I’m older I understand. They were gambling.


It’s not about him. She wants lifetime clout at Target

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Looking for: ⚪️ A relationship ⚪️ Something casual 🔘 Someone to tolerate me the way the Falcons tolerate Dan Quinn


Not a single ❄️ in my inbox is proof of climate change


If my car runs out of gas on the one yard line I am giving it to Guarantano


The nerve of him to do this to SNL


Finding a match 50 mi away is NOT as fun as it seemed in the 2001 hit single Area Codes by Ludacris


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