Jason Florist
@jasonforrest
Life on Manitoulin with occasional trips to Montreal
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I wrapped a wet paper towel around my warm beer and tossed it in the freezer for 10 mins, max and it was a frosty cold one when it came out. Thanks @MurkaDurkah for the tip!
How about another update to tell us it’s not ready to be shipped yet, Vito igg.me/at/superkiller…
A coach from Sault Ste Marie who convinces his team to commit atrocities will win the Stanley Cup. The Florida Panthers will take the cup for the second year in a row by any means necessary
Met a woman at the local bar who had tickets to game 7 Florida Panthers v Toronto Maple Leafs a couple nights ago. Figured she had no chance to attend it, now I’m psyched she’s going! Hope to see her in the stands. #GoLeafsGo
The only porn I see is when Kanye posts it, or when @autisticboobs feels the need to show us boobs. Either way I’m still not interested
Dear @elonmusk I shouldn’t have to see porn in my feed, especially as a paid ad your site is putting there. I have reported dozens, and they are still there. Every day. I can’t even open this app in public. Why is this happening? How do these ads get approved? Please fix it.
Who else bought the Official U.S. PlayStation Magazine’s premiere issue when it came out? I had a STACK of demos from this era.
Just heard a guy say “Once you have kids, everything is……” And that was it. 🤣
I just realized the top two women are insufferable Gen-Xers! 🤣 And to top it all off, Megan Mullally is a BOOMER!!! holy shit, self-own! Can’t make this shit up! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Coffee never tasted so good, listening to @MurkaDurkah recount the Blues losing to Winnipeg at the top of the PKN podcast.
Watch #TheValley and you’ll get a perfect idea of a Gen-Xer Pathetic.
Gen-X ers- living in a gated community with other Gen-X ers, jacking each other off about how cool they are, posting pics of Megan Mullally trying to own Millennials 🤣
Too cool for the other generations while making the best music too. You're welcome.
I repeat, obnoxious at best.
Worship the LORD your God, and His blessing will be on your food and water. I will take away sickness from among you. Exodus 23:25
Next time, Montreal! 🥯
Can you guys pray for me I just wanna see what happens
Lord Jesus, I pray for @dickmasterson May he find healing and comfort. May he get treatment and rest from his tinnitus to continue to be able to support his growing family through what he is successful at doing. Give him grace. In your name we pray, Amen
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