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Jessdani

@jessdani

Writer of things, aspiring prohibition historian. Eternally waiting. Sometimes I'm clever.

If you're an Uber/Lyft driver and you use my time to trick me into talking about the bible... Fuuuuck you.


Listen, I'm not trying to judge the final episode of Ted lasso, but they missed a HUGE chance by not calling zava's avocado a zavocado.


Hey Florida humans, how are you?


My husband minds his own business so hard that this morning he was willing to risk that I'd called in or that my work had a snow day rather than wake me up to check if I'd accidently slept in. 🤣


I don't think that girl is Madeline McCann, but if she is, that will be wonderful. And also awful and heartbreaking.


News channels, please stop giving stupid people a platform


As a person who absolutely hates live-action Disney, the casting and the singing voice of Ariel is making me rethink my stance. Then again, The Little Mermaid has always been my favorite.


I definitely like Glen something or another


I do not like miles teller


Jennifer Connelly just looking better than any man she's ever co-starred against.


Recently I said let's all adopt @nickkroll as our best friend. I stand by it, but also, let's embrace the adorableness of Ewan McGregor and his utter joy at playing Obiwan.


Can we please all keep @nickkroll as our favorite uncle/best friend's husband and protect him with our lives? Thanks.


Looking for the best of bad horror films to watch during October. What are your recommendations?


I absolutely love when people name their dogs a common human name. Kevin? Yes. Dave? Absolutely. Gary? Epic.


Why D'Arcy and Abbi have soooooo much chemistry?


Jessdani reposted

Abortion is not a bad word. Abortion is healthcare. Abortion saves lives. We should not skirt around the word like it burns on our tongues.


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