John Cleese
@JohnCleese
Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer
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We need to talk about Kash
Absolutely embarrasing. Did FBI Director Patel think he was going to London for Five Eyes Conference and meetings with MI5 or vacation?
'When you can't control your own emotions you have to control other people's behaviour' If this is facilitated, it gives a big advantage to those who are most sensitive and easily upset In other words, the least mature persons
Met Police bans 'Walk With Jesus' march to avoid provoking local Muslim community gbnews.com/news/london-ne…
Ukrainian soldiers report that a completely new type of self-propelled artillery has entered service with the Armed Forces of Ukraine. Perhaps it refers to the long-awaited German RCH 155, though this has not yet been confirmed.
BREAKING: Another day, another victory. On the Pokrovsk front, Ukrainian forces have advanced, clearing the South-Eastern wing of Hryshyne and forcing the several enemy soldiers who didn’t manage to abandon their positions to surrender. Ukraine will win. 🇺🇦
Reminder: this is what the Iranian people are fighting against! A woman in Iran was executed for carrying a pocket knife, her only means of defense, after she stabbed a businessman in the neck as he tried to rape her during a job interview. When he locked…
U.S. Senator Mark Kelly, a Democrat from Arizona, says he is starting to seriously consider a run for president, according to an interview with CNN. Kelly stressed that he has not made a final decision, but indicated the idea is becoming more concrete as he weighs what he…
🔥 Near the village of Kostogryzove in the temporarily occupied territory of the Kherson region, an unidentified explosive device blew up the car of the commander of the Russian 98th SDR, Major General Ruslan Yevdokimov. ❗️General Yevdokimov himself, who before the full-scale…
❗️The 🇸🇪Swedish defense company Saab is offering 🇨🇦Canada the supply of 72 JAS 39 Gripen E/F fighters and 6 GlobalEye airborne early warning and control (AEW&C) aircraft, as an alternative to the 🇺🇸American F-35A Lightning II fighters.
At Davos, the audience rose to their feet after Zelensky finished his speech. It’s worth remembering: those standing ovations weren’t just for one man. They were for Ukraine. For the people he represents. For a nation that continues to fight, endure, and refuse to break.…
President Trump’s threat towards Europe at Davos to not sell U.S. Treasuries or face retaliation, was a watershed moment. It will go down as the day the quiet part was said out loud. The U.S. Treasury market is in trouble. The buyers are disappearing. The Fed will be forced to…
JUST IN🇸🇦🇺🇸🔥Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Egypt, Jordan, Indonesia, Pakistan, Qatar, and the United Arab Emirates have announced they will not join US President Donald Trump’s Board of Peace.
This is really funny
Belgium/Belarus, Iceland/Greenland, same same - they all belong to King Trump
Also embarrassin, having two founding members not show up to the signing ceremony because they would be arrested at the airport for #WarCrimes.
An embarrassing mistake: the White House confused Belgium with Belarus Belgium appeared on the list of participants in Trump’s Board of Peace, but in reality the country has not signed anything. Belgium’s foreign minister, Maxime Prévot, reported the error. It is likely that…
You’re chair of Senate Armed Services. Get Ukraine aid!
Putin’s unprovoked invasion has now cost the Russian people 1.2 million casualties—more than America suffered in all of WWII. He could stop the suffering today. He can barely achieve his most modest battlefield goals. Instead, this former KGB agent continues to cast his people…
Thank you, Lithuania !
🇱🇹🫂🇺🇦 Small Lithuania ( but with big hearts ) sent an aid package to Ukraine consisting of generators worth $2 million 😍 🙏
He has never been to Ukraine That's because they're not paying him
This is Witkoff’s 7th trip to Russia over the past year. He has never been to Ukraine
The Wit of Donald Trump
"Peace is so destructive for everyone. Even countries that are not involved. It’s so destructive for everybody when you have wars." He is completely incapable of forming two coherent sentences one after the other at this point. Shouldn't be very long now.
Does he realise how funny this is ?
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