jongaimdead's profile picture. A mommy to a princess in heaven ๐Ÿ’“

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@jongaimdead

A mommy to a princess in heaven ๐Ÿ’“

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I had a supervisor who spoke almost exclusively in these euphemisms and I just want y'all to know that everyone can tell what you're doing. She got fired btw.

How do you say โ€œdid I stutter?โ€ in corporate language



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Thereโ€™s a special kind of rage that comes from knowing your life would be easier in a functioning country. Not richer, not luxurious. Just easier. And realizing that ease was stolen from you before you even had a choice.


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They usually leave home dressed in maxi dresses. Efang batswadi break, ba godiลกa maselamotse.

Parent how do you allow your girl child to walk out of the house dressed like this?



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โ€œmy ancestors didnโ€™t wear sunscreenโ€ they had an ozone layer babe


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He doesn't have dementia he's just in disbelief

Parent how do you allow your girl child to walk out of the house dressed like this?



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turning 25 and all i want is a job and life that doesn't require me to be sociable, exist in linkedin, basically for me to disappear from everything.

turning 25 and i have no desire to run a marathon, go to japan, or get a masters. just wanna hang w friends, make art, and get a cafe or nature related job



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You go to varsity, waste R12K,R25K, owe R72K in fees only to earn R4500 from work per month๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”.


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Thankful for a jobโ€ฆ hateful of this work environment.


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Iโ€™ve noticed that most SA girlies dating Nigerian guys seem genuinely happy and well taken care of, consistent effort, nice dates, thoughtful gestures, and that โ€˜queen treatmentโ€™ vibe without constant drama. ๐Ÿฅน Kodwa, a lot of the women I know who are with abo Mr Grace end areโ€ฆ

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Them now๐Ÿฅน

Bro doesn't believe that he's playing the champions league now. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…



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I understand why people commit suicide, I really do


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This is the person AKA wants to come back as?

Tumie Thuto celebrates her married fiancรฉ Simphiwe Simdope Gumede's birthday & their engagement. Simdope has been cheating on his wife Tshego Gumede with Tumie for the past few years & has finally decided to officiate their relationship

sanelenkosiii's tweet image. Tumie Thuto celebrates her married fiancรฉ Simphiwe Simdope Gumede's birthday & their engagement. Simdope has been cheating on his wife Tshego Gumede with Tumie for the past few years & has finally decided to officiate their relationship
sanelenkosiii's tweet image. Tumie Thuto celebrates her married fiancรฉ Simphiwe Simdope Gumede's birthday & their engagement. Simdope has been cheating on his wife Tshego Gumede with Tumie for the past few years & has finally decided to officiate their relationship
sanelenkosiii's tweet image. Tumie Thuto celebrates her married fiancรฉ Simphiwe Simdope Gumede's birthday & their engagement. Simdope has been cheating on his wife Tshego Gumede with Tumie for the past few years & has finally decided to officiate their relationship
sanelenkosiii's tweet image. Tumie Thuto celebrates her married fiancรฉ Simphiwe Simdope Gumede's birthday & their engagement. Simdope has been cheating on his wife Tshego Gumede with Tumie for the past few years & has finally decided to officiate their relationship


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Being shouted at in the workplace is a behavior that should never be tolerated.


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U can tell someone is 28 because there will be no more light in their eyes


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Leleti โ€œSusan Mbonambiโ€ Nkosi's content nowadays really is a shadow of what she used to post. She's in her skinny girl, farm Julia and trad wife era compared to the nigga rich optics she came on the scene with. The cars, the designer. SIU investigations really had her rebranding

Burnerburnerac5's tweet image. Leleti โ€œSusan Mbonambiโ€ Nkosi's content nowadays really is a shadow of what she used to post. She's in her skinny girl, farm Julia and trad wife era compared to the nigga rich optics she came on the scene with. The cars, the designer. SIU investigations really had her rebranding
Burnerburnerac5's tweet image. Leleti โ€œSusan Mbonambiโ€ Nkosi's content nowadays really is a shadow of what she used to post. She's in her skinny girl, farm Julia and trad wife era compared to the nigga rich optics she came on the scene with. The cars, the designer. SIU investigations really had her rebranding

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When Kokoleo was caught cheating live in 4k and Mprue was just dancing her way out of being an accomplice.

What's an ICONIC Twitter moment?๐Ÿ˜ญ



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๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญhis lawyers are eating so good by selling him dreams.

DJ Black Coffee and friends.

Naijababe555's tweet image. DJ Black Coffee and friends.
Naijababe555's tweet image. DJ Black Coffee and friends.


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Khulekani Zikhali shot & killed a gym trainer & his girlfriend. Khulekani went to the gym after work to pick up his girlfriend. When he entered the gym, he saw the trainer touching his girlfriend all over her body. He then went back to his car & waited for them to finish!

Am_Blujay's tweet image. Khulekani Zikhali shot & killed a gym trainer & his girlfriend. Khulekani went to the gym after work to pick up his girlfriend. When he entered the gym, he saw the trainer touching his girlfriend all over her body. He then went back to his car & waited for them to finish!

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Men are scary. Imagine your husband not only sleeping with another woman but also paying for her apartment and buying her a car.

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