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Count your blessings, not your problems.

The menstrual cycle is so weird. Like two weeks are pretty good, then there's a whole week of no energy or motivation and all the mood swings, then you're taking everything apart to clean, cook, and organize. #thankseve


I've been so ready for the night I could start watching #BigLittleLies but I had the hardest time finding it on demand bc my dumdass brain just wants to call it Little Big Lies. Regarless: IT'S. PERFECT.


Were we supposed to know who @AnneHathaway was before she was Mia Thermopolis? She was the princess none of us knew we needed.


I can be having the BEST day at work and outside life, but if you're walking your dog and you let me pet them, that has become the highlight of my day. #petallthepuppies


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This hurts a little #GameofThrones

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#GameofThrones

My favorite thing about Mondays is reading the #GameofThrones tweets. Thank you all.


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me since the first minute of 8X03 #GameOfThrones


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Sophie Turner was off that wine talking about Arya and Gendry last night on #GameofThrones 😂🍷


When you order chicken lo mein from grub hub and it comes in a styrofoam box and not the oriental cardboard cube :(


Prevent pregnancy without birth control or condoms #7WordSuperPower


You've reached #adulthood when buying a hamper and learning how to fold a fitted sheet make you feel giddy and excited.


It's Saturday, wanna get day drunk and watch Friends?


It's a sad day when you're more excited about #Toystory3 being on tv than the kids you're babysitting.


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A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.


Love when my coworkers decided that Monday is an optional work day for them...two weeks in a row...


Watching #MeanGirls is a competition with myself to see how well I can quote the movie.


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