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joshcarlosjosh's tweet image. should here at last, dear friends, on this app of the internet come the end of our fellowship, some (updated) links to stay in touch: 
 
Email Newsletter: jrrjokien.com  
Instagram, Threads, FB: @joshcarlosjosh
Bluesky: bsky.app/profile/www.jr…

it was the trick of times, it was the treat of times


but they were, all of them, tricked, for another treat was made


Annual PSA to watch out for the Return of the King-sized candy bars:

PARENTS, please check your kids candy this Halloween. I just found the Army of the Dead—murderers, traitors who believe in nothing and answer to no-one—in my son's candy bar. Some real sick people out there.

joshcarlosjosh's tweet image. PARENTS, please check your kids candy this Halloween. I just found the Army of the Dead—murderers, traitors who believe in nothing and answer to no-one—in my son's candy bar. Some real sick people out there.


when your spouse asks if you purchased the new book that just arrived in the mail before reading any of the books in your pile of unread books:


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Ur done buddy. I do witchcraft. Ur done for



"I wish it need not have happened in my time" so do all who live to see such times, big dog


your boss trying to wake you up after you dozed off at your desk because you watched all 18 innings of last night's world series game:

joshcarlosjosh's tweet image. your boss trying to wake you up after you dozed off at your desk because you watched all 18 innings of last night's world series game:

remembering the start of this 18-inning world series game:

joshcarlosjosh's tweet image. remembering the start of this 18-inning world series game:

reading the cask of amontillado and being entombed alive as I cry "for the love of God, Montresor!"

OH MY GOD...this trend is wild😭



The Hobbit where everything is the same but the Eagles arrive at the Battle of the Five Armies carrying sharks to drop on the Orc army like torpedoes:

In case you’ve never seen an eagle flying with a shark before.



Yikes, unfollowing now. Was a big fan of his work as chief of the Istari and leader of the White Council, did not realize he had abandoned reason for madness and allied himself with the Dark Lord Sauron.


this but it's me getting stampeded by the charge of the Rohirrim as I read the Battle of the Pelennor Fields in The Return of the King

OH MY GOD...this trend is wild😭



you either die a hero or live long enough to abandon reason for madness


Happy October the twenty-fourth to all who observe!

joshcarlosjosh's tweet image. Happy October the twenty-fourth to all who observe!

Josh RR Jokien podał dalej
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yikes. unfollowing him now. was a huge fan of his gifts of rings to elves, dwarves, and men. was not aware he forged in secret a master ring to control all others.



yikes. unfollowing him now. was a huge fan of his gifts of rings to elves, dwarves, and men. was not aware he forged in secret a master ring to control all others.


biblically accurate pitcher

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All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)



“So, you don't know half of your birthday guests half as well as you should like?” “Yes, Dave.” “But you simultaneously like less than half of them half as well as they deserve?” “That's correct, Dave.”

joshcarlosjosh's tweet image. “So, you don't know half of your birthday guests half as well as you should like?”  

“Yes, Dave.”  

“But you simultaneously like less than half of them half as well as they deserve?”  

“That's correct, Dave.”

“so you forged in secret a master Ring, to control all others?” “yes, dave” “and into this Ring you poured your cruelty, your malice and your will to dominate all life?” “that’s correct, dave”

joshcarlosjosh's tweet image. “so you forged in secret a master Ring, to control all others?”

“yes, dave”

“and into this Ring you poured your cruelty, your malice and your will to dominate all life?”

“that’s correct, dave”

Aragorn and Arwen:

joshcarlosjosh's tweet image. Aragorn and Arwen:

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