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My cat: Meow Me: MEOW My team listening to me unmuted on the call: 😶
Left the cat unattended for 2 seconds and now my hair brush is in the toilet and I'm using my hand as a comb 😵💫
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I see a lot of complaints about not having twitter circles access... personally I have an Android though so I have no expectation of having access to any features at all 🤷🏻♀️
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Hmm my cat never naps on me anymore but that's potentially because I'm extremely annoying lol
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